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Guess What the Left Is Blaming for the Fatal Flooding in Nepal

Guess What the Left Is Blaming for the Fatal Flooding in Nepal

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It’s Always Cute When Canada Thinks It Matters

It’s Always Cute When Canada Thinks It Matters

Just what the hell are the Canadians thinking? Do they think that if they cry enough, America’s going to roll over? We’re now in another trade war...

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Get It Through Your Thick Heads, GOP: No Amnesty Ever

Get It Through Your Thick Heads, GOP: No Amnesty Ever

The pro-amnesty Republicans are not just failing to read the room – they’re failing to read the entire house and most of the neighborhood. It’s...

25.08.2026 4

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Have You Noticed the Victories Republicans Have Been Stacking Up Recently?

Have You Noticed the Victories Republicans Have Been Stacking Up Recently?

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What The Hell Is Wrong With Women?

What The Hell Is Wrong With Women?

Perhaps we should shut down womanhood until we find out just what the hell is going on here. The last couple of weeks have been more insane than...

23.08.2026 10

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Washington, D.C. Is Safe Again and That Makes Democrats Angry

Washington, D.C. Is Safe Again and That Makes Democrats Angry

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Good Riddance to John Cornyn and His Democrat Staffers

Good Riddance to John Cornyn and His Democrat Staffers

In perhaps the least surprising revelation of this campaign cycle, besides the epiphany that the guy with a Nazi tattoo turned out not to be very nice...

19.08.2026 10

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We Must Resist the Sharia-ization of America

We Must Resist the Sharia-ization of America

Everywhere you look around the United States, it seems that our political leaders are falling all over themselves to hand this country over to...

18.08.2026 10

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South Korea Just Learned That With Trump, Allies Better Pull Their Own Weight

South Korea Just Learned That With Trump, Allies Better Pull Their Own Weight

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The Death of Academic Fraud Jason Arday Won’t Shut Us Up

Fake Professor Jason Arday was found dead in the wake of being exposed as a complete fraud, and if it were my choice, he would still be alive and...

16.08.2026 10

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Stop Dooming. We're on the Cusp of the Golden Age.

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13.08.2026 8

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The Doomers Can’t Deny Trump’s Big Wins

No, everything isn’t perfect, and we patriots should keep demanding more and more from the Trump 47 administration. Keep the pressure on. Keep the...

12.08.2026 8

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Ignore the Poll Dancers

Here’s why I don’t trust the polls, besides my decades of experience watching politics. It’s because when a weird phone number comes up on my...

11.08.2026 10

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There Is Zero Excitement for Talarico in Texas

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Young People Got Shafted and Need to Suck It Up

I identify as Gen X even though I was technically born in the last week of the Baby Boom, and my generational cohort is taking a lot of grief from a...

09.08.2026 10

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The Fine Print on my Cheap Trick Ticket Proves Everything Is a Scam

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Win the War Already

I have a solution to President Trump’s Iran war problem. It’s pretty simple. Hear me out. Let me use a sportsball analogy. As Las Vegas Raiders...

05.08.2026 10

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No Wonder the Birthrate Is Dropping

Here’s another addition to the “Glad to Be Married” file. On X, which I often scroll through with the same kind of morbid fascination an...

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We Have Reached a Tipping Point for Tips

The proliferation of promiscuous tipping is indicative of a bunch of the problems currently at play in America. What is promiscuous tipping? Pretty...

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The First Amendment Must Apply to Everyone Equally. In Minnesota, It Apparently Doesn't.

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It’s Going to Be JD and Kamala, So Calm Down

Everybody who wants to gobble popcorn while watching exciting POTUS primary races in 2028 is going to be disappointed, at least in terms of the final...

26.07.2026 10

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Democrats Confirmed Once Again This Week How Racist They Are

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23.07.2026 10

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Democrats Are Walking Into a Minefield

Here’s my minority position – I think Republicans are set to do surprisingly well in the 2026 midterms and very, very well in 2028. Oh, I don’t...

22.07.2026 10

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'The Odyssey' Is Woke and Worse

The word “hero” gets tossed around all too much these days—it should be reserved for people who jump on hand grenades to save their buddies, who...

21.07.2026 20

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The Dem Trans Mafia Will Never Rest

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20.07.2026 10

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You Don’t Have to Be Complicit in a Lie

The other day, they held a debate in Maine, choosing among the potential replacements for Herr Öystërgrüppënführër after his ignominious and...

19.07.2026 10

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The Democrats Want to Cheat

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17.07.2026 10

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Leftist Women Are an Abomination

A 43-year-old Trump-hating American woman named Jamey Carney decided to move to Ireland to escape the Bad Orange Man’s reign of terror, shack up...

15.07.2026 10

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James Talarico Has Got a Secret

I don’t know what that blasphemous little imp’s secret is, but he’s got one. Don’t be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face;...

14.07.2026 20

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Lindsey Graham Was a Patriot

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No Democrat Has the Brains or Courage to Not Be Crazy

There’s a big empty lane within Democrat politics, and unfortunately for the Democrats, no one seems to be smart or brave enough to merge into it....

12.07.2026 10

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Graham Platner Was the Perfect Democrat Candidate

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09.07.2026 10

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Platner Is a Hilarious Symptom of Progressive Failure

Look, it makes sense to be concerned that the progressives who are trying to run a coup on the Democrat Party are now openly calling themselves...

08.07.2026 20

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America Dominates in Food, Too

One of the great things about the World Cup happening in the United States is all these foreigners coming over here and experiencing America for the...

07.07.2026 20

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It's About Time Democrats Are Finally Calling Themselves Socialists

Editor’s Note: Join us in the fight against the radical Left today and support our reporting as President Trump continues to usher in the Golden...

06.07.2026 20

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Chip Away at Birthright Citizenship Until We Can Finish It Off Entirely

If you ask the blackpill crew, the birthright citizenship case that we lost last week — effectively 5-4 on the constitutional issue — was a...

05.07.2026 20

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Why the Left Hates America

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America at 250 Is Awesome Despite Our Problems

The United States of America turns 250 years old this week, defying the odds and defying the haters for over a quarter of a millennium. It’s time to...

01.07.2026 10

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'Citizen Vigilante' Is a Terrible Movie but an Excellent Warning

People are cheering a controversial new movie, and this definitely says something about the current state of society. No, it’s not that ridiculous...

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We'll Win Some and Lose Some, but SCOTUS Cases Are Mostly Going Our Way

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Cheer Up! The Birthright Citizenship Case Moves Us Toward Inevitable Victory

Calm down about today’s birthright citizenship case, Trump v. Barbara. We were always going to lose. That was expected by anyone who understands how...

30.06.2026 10

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The Socialists Are Coming... for the Democrats

Scratch a Democrat, and you’ll find a communist underneath their lizard skin. Last week’s elections in New York City just confirmed what we...

28.06.2026 10

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Let's Not Overreact to Generals Getting Fired

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25.06.2026 20

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Calm Down About JD Vance

JD Vance is getting a lot of heat right now because he’s become the face of the administration in trying to deal with the Iranian mullahs, as...

24.06.2026 10

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The Decline of Rock Parallels the Decline of America

Last week, the noxious Barack Obama wheeled out crusty rocker Bruce Springsteen to help celebrate the opening of his library, an appropriately awful...

23.06.2026 10

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Here's How Democrats Are Ruining Air Travel as Well

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23.06.2026 20

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Some Real Talk About the Iran Deal

It’s time to take a hard look at the memorandum of understanding (MOU) and to think about it objectively. On one hand, it is not the utter...

21.06.2026 20

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Don't Panic About the Iran Deal

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18.06.2026 20

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Only Jealous Pinko Losers Begrudge Elon Musk His Well-Deserved Success

The morons and the moron-wranglers are very, very upset about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire. In their ideology, success is self-evidently bad....

17.06.2026 20

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Savages vs. Civilization

Karmelo Anthony—his first name sounds like some off-brand 99 Cent Store nougat confection—is going to prison for 35 years, and he is relatively...

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