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Leftist Women Are an Abomination

Leftist Women Are an Abomination

A 43-year-old Trump-hating American woman named Jamey Carney decided to move to Ireland to escape the Bad Orange Man’s reign of terror, shack up...

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James Talarico Has Got a Secret

James Talarico Has Got a Secret

I don’t know what that blasphemous little imp’s secret is, but he’s got one. Don’t be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face;...

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Lindsey Graham Was a Patriot

Lindsey Graham Was a Patriot

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No Democrat Has the Brains or Courage to Not Be Crazy

No Democrat Has the Brains or Courage to Not Be Crazy

There’s a big empty lane within Democrat politics, and unfortunately for the Democrats, no one seems to be smart or brave enough to merge into it....

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Graham Platner Was the Perfect Democrat Candidate

Graham Platner Was the Perfect Democrat Candidate

Kurt Schlichter is back for another episode of his "Unredacted" podcast! Become a VIP member today to get exclusive access to...

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Platner Is a Hilarious Symptom of Progressive Failure

Platner Is a Hilarious Symptom of Progressive Failure

Look, it makes sense to be concerned that the progressives who are trying to run a coup on the Democrat Party are now openly calling themselves...

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America Dominates in Food, Too

America Dominates in Food, Too

One of the great things about the World Cup happening in the United States is all these foreigners coming over here and experiencing America for the...

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It's About Time Democrats Are Finally Calling Themselves Socialists

It's About Time Democrats Are Finally Calling Themselves Socialists

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Chip Away at Birthright Citizenship Until We Can Finish It Off Entirely

Chip Away at Birthright Citizenship Until We Can Finish It Off Entirely

If you ask the blackpill crew, the birthright citizenship case that we lost last week — effectively 5-4 on the constitutional issue — was a...

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Why the Left Hates America

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America at 250 Is Awesome Despite Our Problems

The United States of America turns 250 years old this week, defying the odds and defying the haters for over a quarter of a millennium. It’s time to...

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'Citizen Vigilante' Is a Terrible Movie but an Excellent Warning

People are cheering a controversial new movie, and this definitely says something about the current state of society. No, it’s not that ridiculous...

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We'll Win Some and Lose Some, but SCOTUS Cases Are Mostly Going Our Way

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Cheer Up! The Birthright Citizenship Case Moves Us Toward Inevitable Victory

Calm down about today’s birthright citizenship case, Trump v. Barbara. We were always going to lose. That was expected by anyone who understands how...

30.06.2026 8

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The Socialists Are Coming... for the Democrats

Scratch a Democrat, and you’ll find a communist underneath their lizard skin. Last week’s elections in New York City just confirmed what we...

28.06.2026 6

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Let's Not Overreact to Generals Getting Fired

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Calm Down About JD Vance

JD Vance is getting a lot of heat right now because he’s become the face of the administration in trying to deal with the Iranian mullahs, as...

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The Decline of Rock Parallels the Decline of America

Last week, the noxious Barack Obama wheeled out crusty rocker Bruce Springsteen to help celebrate the opening of his library, an appropriately awful...

23.06.2026 6

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Here's How Democrats Are Ruining Air Travel as Well

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Some Real Talk About the Iran Deal

It’s time to take a hard look at the memorandum of understanding (MOU) and to think about it objectively. On one hand, it is not the utter...

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Don't Panic About the Iran Deal

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Only Jealous Pinko Losers Begrudge Elon Musk His Well-Deserved Success

The morons and the moron-wranglers are very, very upset about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire. In their ideology, success is self-evidently bad....

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Savages vs. Civilization

Karmelo Anthony—his first name sounds like some off-brand 99 Cent Store nougat confection—is going to prison for 35 years, and he is relatively...

16.06.2026 9

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The Investigation Into Gavin Newsom Is Some Serious Karma

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Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Riots Are the Language of the Unheard

Who could’ve imagined Northern Ireland would create a problem for the British regime? But it has. Protestants and Catholics have come together for...

14.06.2026 10

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Here's My Unpopular Outlook on the Midterms

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11.06.2026 10

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Don’t Panic About Trump’s Iran Strategy Just yet

No, what President Trump is doing now vis-à-vis Iran would not be my strategy if I had been elected by the American people to be the...

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Talk About Platner’s Other Perversions and Creepiness; Leave His VA Stuff Out of It

Look, there are plenty of reasons to despise Graham Platner. The track listing on the K-Tel album of loathsomeness that is his résumé includes...

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California Is a Communist Hellhole

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Why Are Male-Identifying Democrat Candidates All Creepy Weirdos?

If you ever wanted irrefutable evidence of Democrats’ hate for white men, all you’d have to do is point to the rogues’ gallery of weirdos,...

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Seeing the Dems Defend Platner Is Glorious to Watch

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Herr Platner Is Taking Democrat Credibility Down With Him

There’s a small chance that Herr Pottyprimatepunisher Graham Platner will withdraw from the Maine Senate primary before you read this, but the...

03.06.2026 10

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Living in the Lib Bubble Makes Them Lose

I must confess that I live like a lib. I live in a leftist enclave in California and in an artsy part of Texas. And it’s not a bad life. It’s...

02.06.2026 10

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Have Democrats Ever Considered Not Being Insane?

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The Autopsy of the Democrat Disaster of 2026

Typically, one performs an autopsy after the subject is dead; when you do it while they’re still alive, it’s called a vivisection, and that’s...

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You Can't Create a Weirder Candidate to Run Against Than James Talarico

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Savor Our Victory Over the Establishment

As we survey the smoldering wreckage left in the wake of Donzilla, who has treated the Treachery Caucus of the Republican Party like a kaiju treats...

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America’s Stupidity Crisis

America has no shortage of crises. Even during this period of unparalleled prosperity, we face daunting challenges. And perhaps the biggest one is...

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Cornyn Never Represented the Will of His Voters

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Ahoy! Set Sail to Owning the Libs on the Townhall Cruise

Ahoy! It’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here, and we at Townhall couldn’t be happier. We’ve been looking for better ways to...

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The 2028 GOP Nominee Is Going to Be JD Vance, Probably

I guess people are just really bored because there’s a lot of pointless speculation going on out there about who the Republicans are going to run in...

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Spencer Pratt and the Dem Destruction of Los Angeles

I hate to be the guy who throws on the spandex and a mask to play Captain Bringdown, but Spencer Pratt is not going to get elected mayor. That’s not...

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When the Courts Actually Work

I know it’s kind of esoteric, but I want to let you in on something that you probably didn’t hear about in the regime media or in any media...

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The GOP’s Midterm Reversal of Fortune

Winston Churchill once observed that there’s nothing quite like the feeling of being shot at and missed. The Republicans are enjoying that glorious...

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Let's Rid Ourselves From Thomas Massie Once and for All

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Good Riddance to the Awful Thomas Massie

Next week, the people of the 4th Congressional District of Kentucky have a chance to punt that useless poser Thomas Massie through the goalposts of...

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Online Lib Lawyers: Dumb or Lying?

I was a lawyer for about 30 years, and I’m picky. I despise bad lawyers. They are both intellectually insulting and professionally offensive. I...

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Iran Is Losing Which Means Liberals Are Crying Again

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Last Week Was a Keg of Lib Tears and It's Time to Party Down

I have never understood people who say that you shouldn’t celebrate utterly defeating your opponents; that sounds like loser talk to me. And...

10.05.2026 20

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Trump Holds All the Cards in Iran

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