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Don't Trust the Polls, Republicans Will Outperform All of Them

Don't Trust the Polls, Republicans Will Outperform All of Them

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How Are We Doing With the Midterms Seven Weeks Out?

How Are We Doing With the Midterms Seven Weeks Out?

Look, I can’t tell you that everything is going to be OK for us patriots in the midterms. I think it will, but I’m not sure. Nobody knows for...

16.09.2026 3

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Believe Them When They Tell You They Want You Dead

Believe Them When They Tell You They Want You Dead

It’s a beautiful autumn, with the sun out and the economy getting better and relative peace and quiet in the country, and then you realize that a...

15.09.2026 6

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Democrats Will Only Pour Fuel on the Affordability Crisis Fire

Democrats Will Only Pour Fuel on the Affordability Crisis Fire

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14.09.2026 10

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Don’t Believe the Hype About James Talarico

Don’t Believe the Hype About James Talarico

When Vice President JD Vance told the midterm convention audience that he had absolutely no desire to see James Talarico’s browser history, it got a...

13.09.2026 8

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There's an Intellectual Debate Happening Among Conservatives

There's an Intellectual Debate Happening Among Conservatives

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10.09.2026 4

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How 9/11 Changed Everything

How 9/11 Changed Everything

It’s nearly impossible to explain to people whose conscious lives did not begin before 9/11 exactly what that day meant, and how stark the boundary...

09.09.2026 4

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Our Biggest Problems Have the Easiest Solutions

Our Biggest Problems Have the Easiest Solutions

While America under Donald Trump is inarguably doing better in many ways than it has in many years, we still have problems the smart set insists are...

08.09.2026 4

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Is Redirecting Subsidies to Stay-At-Home Parents the Right Move?

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08.09.2026 20

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You Can Fight Back Against the Regime Media

The Washington Post has not yet apologized for its false insinuations against me, which have resulted only in it embarrassing itself and validating me...

06.09.2026 8

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What Is Wrong With These Women Supporting Lindsay Clancy?

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04.09.2026 10

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All This 'Feelings' Nonsense Should Make You Feel Sick

As of this writing, the Lindsay Clancy case is heading toward a hung jury and a mistrial because, apparently, you can’t get 12 Americans to agree...

02.09.2026 6

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Gen Z Won’t Listen, but We’ll Try Anyway

There’s a lot of conflict between generations now, with the Boomers and Gen X against Gen Z and Gen Whatever the Hell Is Next. Intergenerational...

01.09.2026 6

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WaPo Proved Again This Week Why It's a Dying Newspaper

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The Washington Post Embarrasses Itself Trying to Embarrass Me

How can you trust regime media reporters to report anything right when they can’t even spell my name correctly? There’s a second H in Schlichter,...

31.08.2026 10

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Republicans Are Being Shockingly Smart on Data Centers

The whole data center imbroglio is one of those weird situations where you have valid arguments on all sides, there’s an obvious solution, and many...

30.08.2026 10

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Guess What the Left Is Blaming for the Fatal Flooding in Nepal

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27.08.2026 10

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It’s Always Cute When Canada Thinks It Matters

Just what the hell are the Canadians thinking? Do they think that if they cry enough, America’s going to roll over? We’re now in another trade war...

26.08.2026 10

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Get It Through Your Thick Heads, GOP: No Amnesty Ever

The pro-amnesty Republicans are not just failing to read the room – they’re failing to read the entire house and most of the neighborhood. It’s...

25.08.2026 10

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Have You Noticed the Victories Republicans Have Been Stacking Up Recently?

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What The Hell Is Wrong With Women?

Perhaps we should shut down womanhood until we find out just what the hell is going on here. The last couple of weeks have been more insane than...

23.08.2026 10

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Washington, D.C. Is Safe Again and That Makes Democrats Angry

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21.08.2026 30

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Good Riddance to John Cornyn and His Democrat Staffers

In perhaps the least surprising revelation of this campaign cycle, besides the epiphany that the guy with a Nazi tattoo turned out not to be very nice...

19.08.2026 10

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We Must Resist the Sharia-ization of America

Everywhere you look around the United States, it seems that our political leaders are falling all over themselves to hand this country over to...

18.08.2026 30

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South Korea Just Learned That With Trump, Allies Better Pull Their Own Weight

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17.08.2026 10

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The Death of Academic Fraud Jason Arday Won’t Shut Us Up

Fake Professor Jason Arday was found dead in the wake of being exposed as a complete fraud, and if it were my choice, he would still be alive and...

16.08.2026 10

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Stop Dooming. We're on the Cusp of the Golden Age.

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13.08.2026 10

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The Doomers Can’t Deny Trump’s Big Wins

No, everything isn’t perfect, and we patriots should keep demanding more and more from the Trump 47 administration. Keep the pressure on. Keep the...

12.08.2026 10

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Ignore the Poll Dancers

Here’s why I don’t trust the polls, besides my decades of experience watching politics. It’s because when a weird phone number comes up on my...

11.08.2026 10

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There Is Zero Excitement for Talarico in Texas

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11.08.2026 10

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Young People Got Shafted and Need to Suck It Up

I identify as Gen X even though I was technically born in the last week of the Baby Boom, and my generational cohort is taking a lot of grief from a...

09.08.2026 20

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The Fine Print on my Cheap Trick Ticket Proves Everything Is a Scam

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06.08.2026 40

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Win the War Already

I have a solution to President Trump’s Iran war problem. It’s pretty simple. Hear me out. Let me use a sportsball analogy. As Las Vegas Raiders...

05.08.2026 20

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No Wonder the Birthrate Is Dropping

Here’s another addition to the “Glad to Be Married” file. On X, which I often scroll through with the same kind of morbid fascination an...

05.08.2026 30

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We Have Reached a Tipping Point for Tips

The proliferation of promiscuous tipping is indicative of a bunch of the problems currently at play in America. What is promiscuous tipping? Pretty...

28.07.2026 30

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The First Amendment Must Apply to Everyone Equally. In Minnesota, It Apparently Doesn't.

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27.07.2026 20

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It’s Going to Be JD and Kamala, So Calm Down

Everybody who wants to gobble popcorn while watching exciting POTUS primary races in 2028 is going to be disappointed, at least in terms of the final...

26.07.2026 20

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Democrats Confirmed Once Again This Week How Racist They Are

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23.07.2026 20

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Democrats Are Walking Into a Minefield

Here’s my minority position – I think Republicans are set to do surprisingly well in the 2026 midterms and very, very well in 2028. Oh, I don’t...

22.07.2026 20

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'The Odyssey' Is Woke and Worse

The word “hero” gets tossed around all too much these days—it should be reserved for people who jump on hand grenades to save their buddies, who...

21.07.2026 30

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The Dem Trans Mafia Will Never Rest

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20.07.2026 20

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You Don’t Have to Be Complicit in a Lie

The other day, they held a debate in Maine, choosing among the potential replacements for Herr Öystërgrüppënführër after his ignominious and...

19.07.2026 20

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The Democrats Want to Cheat

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17.07.2026 20

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Leftist Women Are an Abomination

A 43-year-old Trump-hating American woman named Jamey Carney decided to move to Ireland to escape the Bad Orange Man’s reign of terror, shack up...

15.07.2026 20

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James Talarico Has Got a Secret

I don’t know what that blasphemous little imp’s secret is, but he’s got one. Don’t be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face;...

14.07.2026 30

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Lindsey Graham Was a Patriot

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14.07.2026 30

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No Democrat Has the Brains or Courage to Not Be Crazy

There’s a big empty lane within Democrat politics, and unfortunately for the Democrats, no one seems to be smart or brave enough to merge into it....

12.07.2026 20

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Graham Platner Was the Perfect Democrat Candidate

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09.07.2026 20

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Platner Is a Hilarious Symptom of Progressive Failure

Look, it makes sense to be concerned that the progressives who are trying to run a coup on the Democrat Party are now openly calling themselves...

08.07.2026 20

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America Dominates in Food, Too

One of the great things about the World Cup happening in the United States is all these foreigners coming over here and experiencing America for the...

07.07.2026 20

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