Where the heck is little Jimmy Talarico, the blasphemous imp who the regime media are trying to tell us is the anti-gun, anti-meat, anti-fossil fuel, anti-America, anti-Christian communist who’s going to be the guy who finally turns Texas blue? He should be out on the campaign trail nailing down what the elite has decreed is his inevitable victory, but he’s not. He’s been missing in action since the end of September — time to send out a search party. Maybe we can help, but looking for him is like playing Where’s Waldo, except easier, because you can safely avoid barbecue joints, gun ranges, or churches that actually believe in Jesus.

You know, places where normal people are. People who don’t think that Texas’s biggest problem is white people. People who don’t think that capitalism is a system of oppression that must be dismantled, or that the police are something that must be defunded. People who don’t think that God isn’t a he/him, or even a she/her, but a they/them. People who, when asked what they love, immediately answer “Trans kids.”

None of that’s normal. None of that’s Texan.

Now, his campaign has an excuse. It claims that Talarico has had the flu for about two weeks (!), that he unselfishly wants to spare those around him the risk of catching a glorified cold, and that he’ll be hitting the trail again soon, no doubt in another rented pickup truck, with a borrowed Stetson and a beef rib in his hand that seems like it is about to make him cry. He’s supposedly winning this race, which is why he’s begging for a debate — something candidates who think they have their race sewn up always do — yet he drops out for half a month in the middle of things? Most politicians would be out there stumping even with a burgeoning outbreak of ringworm, herpes, and leprosy. We’re expected to believe that this guy was KO’d for two weeks by the crud? Seems sketchy, but even if true, should he really be risking his health running for the Senate and not dealing with what is obviously a compromised immune system? 

Of course, there’s no reason any Texan should believe a word of what his campaign says. All the guy and his minions do is........

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