Kristi Noem has just started her new role as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. She might need even more protection than a mere shield. The Daily Mail (who else?) this morning published bombshell photos and messages of her husband Bryon, wearing humongous prosthetic breasts and women’s leggings. While his wife was serving as President Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary, Bryon was exchanging “hundreds of messages” with at least “three women from the ‘bimbofication’ scene – where porn performers transform themselves into real-life Barbie dolls by pumping colossal amounts of saline into their breasts.” The Mail has the images. Cockburn is opting not to publish them. Needless to say, the selfies suggest Bryon prefers actual Barbie to ICE Barbie.

“Texts and WhatsApp messages reveal that Bryon was being repeatedly asked for money during the 14 months Noem led the nation’s largest federal law enforcement agency,” the Mail reports. “He sent his secret roster of online acquaintances at least $25,000 via Cash App and PayPal but when the payments were delayed or failed to materialize the chats would quickly turn sour.”

Bryon was last in the limelight as he sat behind Noem during her sworn congressional testimony. She was asked under oath whether she was having an affair with her senior advisor, Corey Lewandowski, who is also married. People online wondered how the father of three could sit there and take the humiliation. Now we have a clearer idea. “Ms. Noem is devastated,” a representative for the Special Envoy told the New York Post. “The family was blindsided by this, and they ask for privacy and prayers........

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