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There it is: A list of things that lasted longer than the White House’s new press secretary.

Five days. One hundred twenty hours. That’s how long it took for Katie Zacharia to be fired from her job as the face of the Trump administration, and one of the most visible posts in the world.

She’s no C.J. Cregg of “West Wing” fame.

All it took for Zacharia to fall flat on her face was a 14-minute train wreck of a news conference — her first and her last — and her insistence on calling herself a lawyer when, in fact, she failed in her only attempt to pass the bar exam, which makes her just slightly more qualified to practice law than Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

Not that being a lawyer is a requirement for the job. What is required for the job is........

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