Mitch McConnell: Dead, Alive, or Merely Politically Engaged on Life Support?
Mitch McConnell: Dead, Alive, or Merely Politically Engaged on Life Support?
In the grand circus of American politics, Kentucky somehow keeps stealing the spotlight. In the latest ongoing saga, 84-year-old Senator Mitch McConnell has managed to create the ultimate stir: found unresponsive in his D.C. home more than two weeks ago, subjected to the brutal realities of CPR, he is now hovering in that hazy limbo between life support and convenient absence from the political stage.
Add in the vanished Taiwanese wife (recently spotted in China), he and his family’s deleted social media accounts, whispered calls from colleagues who swear they just had a lovely chat with him, and a plot twist worthy of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping fiasco, and you have the perfect encapsulation of our democracy’s current dignity level: somewhere between a big joke and a full vegetative state.
Kentucky residents are already eyeing replacements while the rest of us watch, popcorn in hand, wondering if this is revenge, realpolitik, or just another day in the asylum.
Massie, Revenge, and the Senate Succession Drama
All the while, the vultures circle with gusto over who might replace the ailing—or allegedly expired—McConnell. Enter Thomas Massie, the Kentucky libertarian with a knack for procedural judo and a fresh coat of free publicity from his suspiciously derailed primary.
I think Thomas Massie got lots of free press and name recognition by being screwed over in an election that should have been a shoe-in. He too is from Kentucky. Some pundits are even predicting, that under new rules, if a special election were to be held, Massie could well win, and that would be Trump’s worst nightmare—if Massie gets into the Senate, it would right royally mess things up for Trump.
What was supposed to be an easy win for Trump and his inner circle suddenly became a spectacle, courtesy of forces that many suspect leaned heavily on outside influence. Now, with McConnell’s seat potentially vacant, some pundits whisper that a special election under the new Kentucky rules........
