“Yeah l know men, he’s dat fallow from Krain, his name is like Zelin Misqiutta, my turd cuzzin from Dadar  near de TT only.”

Illustration/Uday Mohite

Lobo Lobo went to the White House. He was disallowed at the front gates as the Secret Service agents escorted him out of the door. Not one to be intimidated, and calling upon his years of shimmying up drainpipes to fix dish antennae, Lobo Lobo went up the Oval Office balcony and into the interiors.

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Unfortunately, he bumped straight into the orange-haired President.

“And you are who?” President Trump asked

“I am Thelonious Errol Hippocrates Crysogulus Lobo.”

“And I am Donald John Trump.”

“Yes yes, Mr Doniie Trumpensky, I know of you, you are as famous in Washington as you are in upper Worli. See Bossie, Donnie men, lemme me tell you,  I have one brudder-in-law whose name is Donald… he plays trumpet in a wedding and funeral band called ‘Don and the Jumping Jack Flashes’—and my brudder- in- law, Donald Trumpet we call him… he has a........

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