Last summer was when President Trump was first seen with a bruised hand. Almost a year later, this condition is still present, as the same black-and-blue mark was spotted on the President’s hand in January, at the World Economic Forum in Switzerland. While the White House has stated several reasons for this discoloration, considerable doubt exists, and the real cause has become a subject of much D.C. conjecture.

One White House staffer theorizes that the president’s bruise is caused by the frequent pounding of his fist on the table during any cabinet meeting where anyone has the temerity to raise the slightest question about anything he says. For example, his statement that Denmark doesn’t have a right to Greenland despite it belonging to them; or that paper........

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