The White House Master Bedroom with the Trumps after too much sake.

Donald

Tell me again, Mahalia.

Melania (sighs)

Tell you what?

Donald (whispers)

You know, you know!  ‘You have the Biggest Nuke!’

Melania

‘You have the biggest Nupe.’

Donald

Nuke, Nuke – biggest Nuke!  Now I’m not in........

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