Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews rapper Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs.

From beautiful Slenderville, Minnesota at 97.5 KNUT, it’s the Minnesota Nice Radio Show. And here’s your host Tommy Ellis.

Welcome to the show. I ain’t much into rap music, but wrote a rap song bein’ performed by the Slenderville high school town criers. Them are the cream de la cream of wheat. Or somethin’ like that. I got into poetry at Remedial College. One day, I was sittin’ on the toilet at the student union. It was a pay toilet cuz the school was broke and this was the busiest place on campus. I sat there for prit near a half hour. Nothin’ happened, so I wrote about the experience.

Here I sit broken hearted. Paid my dime and only farted.

I reckon even Maya Angelou can’t........

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