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William Thomas

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Man, I miss that border crossing

Man, I miss that border crossing
yesterday 10

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People are dating their chatbots. Awkward!

People are dating their chatbots. Awkward!
03.09.2026 20

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The photo — Trump and Carney mano a dumbo

27.08.2026 30

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The Smokejumpers’ approach to fighting wildfires

20.08.2026 30

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Decency and its standard bearers are passing us by

13.08.2026 30

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‘Women living longer than men.’ But why?

06.08.2026 30

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Cough, choke and gag — just how smoky was it?

30.07.2026 30

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From header to shredder, newspapers can be scary

23.07.2026 40

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Dark thoughts on a bright summer’s day

16.07.2026 20

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Canadians win the ‘Captain Obvious Award’

09.07.2026 40

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Nicknames — the lame and the shame of it all

02.07.2026 40

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The top fears of Canadians

25.06.2026 40

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‘Footie football,’ fútbol or soccer – it’s still a beautiful game

18.06.2026 30

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Ah spring — the birds, the bees, ‘the talk’

11.06.2026 30

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Gordie Howe and Donald Trump — a hero and a zero

04.06.2026 40

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Golf — self-flagellation with woods that are metal

28.05.2026 40

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Peace deal No. 9 — Trump ends ‘Chimp War’

21.05.2026 50

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’Tis the season — garage sales on the lawn

14.05.2026 40

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Fat? Goliath looked like a Smart car with fur

07.05.2026 50

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Art imitates life and life is bizarro

30.04.2026 50

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Squirrels — rats with really nice tails

23.04.2026 60

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The magical world of mighty failures

16.04.2026 50

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No way the Finns are happier than us

09.04.2026 70

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Donald and Doug — strongmen joined at the lip

02.04.2026 50

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Headline: ‘In like a lion, out like a lamb’

26.03.2026 70

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Wiarton Willie dies, ‘foul play’ suspected

19.03.2026 70

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Cheaters never prosper? They shouldn’t, but they do

12.03.2026 80

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The bewildering world of travel

05.03.2026 70

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AI — know what your dog is thinking

13.02.2026 40

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Deep freeze Canada 2026: How cold was it?

05.02.2026 40

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Leaders who don’t drink but should

30.01.2026 60

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Wondrous things come from reading books

23.01.2026 70

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Optimistic about 2026? You gotta be kidding

16.01.2026 40

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It has been a very weird year for critters

09.01.2026 50

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Doug Ford’s all-new Kiddie Kasino

01.01.2026 50

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Books make the best Christmas presents

26.12.2025 50

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Women challenge men in the Dumb Behaviour Derby

19.12.2025 50

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Men: Dumbass mistakes be us

12.12.2025 50

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Two nuns — one passes and one gets parole

28.11.2025 50

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Free speech, puppets and ring-kissing diplomacy

21.11.2025 50

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It’s your move, Sylvia Jones

14.11.2025 60

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Jays and the World Series — we can never forget

07.11.2025 50

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The loneliest colour in our crayon box

31.10.2025 40

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Senior moments get funnier with age

17.10.2025 40

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Doug Ford — speed cameras and brain bleeds

09.10.2025 40

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Lisbon — the city of hills, trams and tragedy

19.09.2025 40

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My unforeseen summer ‘Detour Tour’

12.09.2025 50

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A good day at the track

21.08.2025 50

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Pierre Poilievre — one of the unluckiest guys in the world

15.08.2025 60

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Elbows up! But not too high, eh?

01.08.2025 50

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