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The magical world of mighty failures

The magical world of mighty failures
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No way the Finns are happier than us

No way the Finns are happier than us
09.04.2026 20

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Donald and Doug — strongmen joined at the lip

02.04.2026 10

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Headline: ‘In like a lion, out like a lamb’

26.03.2026 20

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Wiarton Willie dies, ‘foul play’ suspected

19.03.2026 30

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Cheaters never prosper? They shouldn’t, but they do

12.03.2026 30

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The bewildering world of travel

05.03.2026 30

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AI — know what your dog is thinking

13.02.2026 10

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Deep freeze Canada 2026: How cold was it?

05.02.2026 10

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Leaders who don’t drink but should

30.01.2026 10

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Wondrous things come from reading books

23.01.2026 30

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Optimistic about 2026? You gotta be kidding

16.01.2026 10

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It has been a very weird year for critters

09.01.2026 10

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Doug Ford’s all-new Kiddie Kasino

01.01.2026 20

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Books make the best Christmas presents

26.12.2025 20

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Women challenge men in the Dumb Behaviour Derby

19.12.2025 20

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Men: Dumbass mistakes be us

12.12.2025 20

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Two nuns — one passes and one gets parole

28.11.2025 10

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Free speech, puppets and ring-kissing diplomacy

21.11.2025 20

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It’s your move, Sylvia Jones

14.11.2025 20

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Jays and the World Series — we can never forget

07.11.2025 10

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The loneliest colour in our crayon box

31.10.2025 10

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Senior moments get funnier with age

17.10.2025 10

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Doug Ford — speed cameras and brain bleeds

09.10.2025 10

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Lisbon — the city of hills, trams and tragedy

19.09.2025 10

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My unforeseen summer ‘Detour Tour’

12.09.2025 10

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A good day at the track

21.08.2025 10

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Pierre Poilievre — one of the unluckiest guys in the world

15.08.2025 20

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Elbows up! But not too high, eh?

01.08.2025 20

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Headline hijinks — reading between the lines

24.07.2025 10

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Wedding of the Century. Abomination of the Decade

11.07.2025 20

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Like humans, birds are behaving badly

04.07.2025 20

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This world is upside down

26.06.2025 10

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Growing up, I was a ‘pain-in-the-ass’ kid

13.06.2025 20

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Crankiness: frustration caused by digital design

05.06.2025 20

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The rules of the washroom

22.05.2025 10

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Senior groups — address them at great personal risk

10.05.2025 10

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Jocks aren’t exactly rocket scientists … whoops! Wait!

01.05.2025 10

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