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Rob Long

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Grab bars in the shower is a damn convenient feature. At any age.

01.05.2026 10

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Lincoln lovers

A friend of mine has a vintage Jaguar — a beautiful, impractical thing that he loves the way some men love boats, which is to say expensively and...

27.03.2026 20

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Learning to shut up

A young man bought me a cup of coffee last week. He wanted some career advice, and I never turn down an opportunity to deliver wisdom over a free...

20.03.2026 10

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Baby talk

A friend of mine — she’s in her early 30s, no children — was having lunch recently with a friend and that friend’s 3-year-old daughter. At...

13.03.2026 20

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Book clubbing

A few years ago, a college friend called me on my birthday. He’d been feeling, he said, a little isolated — not lonely exactly, but cut off. His...

06.03.2026 30

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Curling up with the Good Book

When I was in my early twenties, eating alone in a restaurant was fraught with anxiety. Walking in by yourself, being led to a table, sitting down...

27.02.2026 10

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Headshot

About 15 years ago, when I was doing a weekly commentary on a local Los Angeles public radio station, the management hired a professional photographer...

20.02.2026 10

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Know (how to BS) thyself

02.01.2026 20

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The Trump Pencil Doctrine toward Christmas presents

19.12.2025 10

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A half-century of Upstairs, Downstairs

12.12.2025 10

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Helen Dewitt’s experiment

12.12.2025 10

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A comedy writer takes the pulpit

12.12.2025 10

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Losing touch is hard to do

14.11.2025 10

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Conscientious newspaper objector

07.11.2025 10

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Easy driver

31.10.2025 10

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The last movie star

19.09.2025 20

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The seminarians’ groupchat

05.09.2025 20

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A tangled history: Review of ‘Rope’ by Tim Queeney

22.08.2025 30

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The last mission

22.08.2025 20

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The customer service Turing Test

22.08.2025 20

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The vacation binary

08.08.2025 20

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When the murder mystery and the campus satire collide

18.07.2025 10

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Government unions show Newsom who’s really in charge of California

18.07.2025 10

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’28 Years Later’ and the permanent apocalypse

18.07.2025 10

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What do we get out of watching ‘My 600-lb Life’?

18.07.2025 10

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The circle of Long Life

18.07.2025 10

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In search of the Indo-Europeans

04.07.2025 10

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Family Friends: Review of Hal Ebbott’s ‘Among Friends’

04.07.2025 10

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The ‘big, beautiful bill’ is a huge Republican achievement

04.07.2025 10

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The abandoned eight

04.07.2025 10

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The foremost cafe intellectual

04.07.2025 10

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What it was like writing jokes for George Wendt on ’Cheers’

30.05.2025 10

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In praise of Marco Rubio, Trump’s Mr. Fix It

16.05.2025 20

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Vincenzo Latronico’s ‘Perfection’ and the death of the European capital of the millennial creative class

16.05.2025 20

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A new Mamet film at last

16.05.2025 10

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Back from the brink

16.05.2025 20

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India and Pakistan are our future

02.05.2025 10

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Borgia liberalism

02.05.2025 10

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Of rashes and regulatory burdens

02.05.2025 10

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Gentle problem-solving

11.04.2025 20

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Will Trump let Putin play him with ceasefire ‘nuances’ game?

14.03.2025 10

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Trump’s aggression against Canada disgraces America

14.03.2025 10

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Bong Joon-ho’s disposable humanity

14.03.2025 10

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American interests in Ukraine

14.03.2025 10

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Top-shelf clothes

14.03.2025 20

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An oral history of crimefighting that works

07.03.2025 10

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An antibiography biography of Leonardo da Vinci

07.03.2025 20

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The return of Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

07.03.2025 20

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Congress must deep-six deepfake porn

07.03.2025 20

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Lent in moderation

07.03.2025 10

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