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Jessica Karl

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This Valentine’s Day, Don’t Go for Broke

This Valentine’s Day, Don’t Go for Broke
14.02.2025 5

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Jessica Karl

Ukraine Can’t Be Saved By a Motto

Ukraine Can’t Be Saved By a Motto
13.02.2025 4

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Jessica Karl

The Prebiotic Soda Brands Are Beefing

12.02.2025 6

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Jessica Karl

Don’t Let Elon Musk Hang Social Security Out to Dry

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a space object of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . This morning, five former US Treasury secretaries...

11.02.2025 10

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The Real Super Bowl Matchup Is Donald Trump vs. Taylor Swift

09.02.2025 10

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Those Memes of an American Woman in Pakistan? Not Funny

07.02.2025 6

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Florida’s Orange Juice Industry Nears Its Expiration Date

Florida’s Orange Juice Industry Nears Its Expiration Date
07.02.2025 30

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Say Goodbye to Temu’s Cheap Thrills

Say Goodbye to Temu’s Cheap Thrills
05.02.2025 40

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Trump’s Tariffs Will Make Life — and Beyoncé Tickets — More Expensive

Trump’s Tariffs Will Make Life — and Beyoncé Tickets — More Expensive
04.02.2025 8

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Embarrassed by Elon Musk? There’s a Bumper Sticker for That

Embarrassed by Elon Musk? There’s a Bumper Sticker for That
31.01.2025 3

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Is There a Vaccine For Confirmation Hearings?

Is There a Vaccine For Confirmation Hearings?
30.01.2025 40

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Today’s Special on Trump’s Chaos Menu: Funding Freeze

Today’s Special on Trump’s Chaos Menu: Funding Freeze
29.01.2025 20

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DeepSeek Bursts Nvidia’s Bubble

DeepSeek Bursts Nvidia’s Bubble
28.01.2025 2

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What Trump Did While You Were Liking All Those Memes

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a reordering of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . If you, like First Lady Melania Trump, missed most...

23.01.2025 2

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Zuckerberg and His Fellow CEOs Are Done With Virtue Signaling

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an unmarried couple checking into Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . If you had been able to see...

18.01.2025 10

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The Gaza Deal Is Done — and Everyone Wants to Take Credit

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the modern day Gore Vidal of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . On the face of it, you may think it’s...

17.01.2025 10

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AI Is Eating Wall Street’s Lunch

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a force multiplier of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . I’d like to dedicate this newsletter to the...

16.01.2025 10

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Leave It to TikTokers to Turn Protesting Into a Meme

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the Chinese spy that perfected Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Uhh, well, I can’t imagine US...

15.01.2025 5

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The LA Fires Are Only the First Act in This Tragedy

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the Kool-Aid of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here .Watching the wildfires ravage home after home in Los...

10.01.2025 20

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How to Make Greenland Great Again

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the gulf of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . So, let me get this straight: Donald Trump got reelected...

09.01.2025 10

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Doomscrolling Is the Real Universal Language

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a timepass of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . They say nearly every culture has a dumpling. Poland...

08.01.2025 10

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Xi’s Luck Might Run Out in 2025

This is the Weekend Edition of Bloomberg Opinion Today, a roundup of Bloomberg Opinion’s most-read stories. New subscribers can sign up here ;...

06.01.2025 5

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That Was Not on My Bingo Card for 2024

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a new year of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Exactly one year ago, I cobbled together the first...

04.01.2025 5

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I Typed This Column From a Parallel Universe

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, 10 septillion years of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . The first TV character to use “google” as a...

20.12.2024 10

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Daylight Saving vs. Standard Time? There’s No Competition

19.12.2024 4

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Reading the Trump Tea Leaves

18.12.2024 3

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Japan Gambles Its Future on Its Chip-Making Past

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a stocking stuffer of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Japan has plenty to brag about. There’s Tokyo...

14.12.2024 6

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Earth Is a Hot Mess

13.12.2024 10

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Forget March. December Is M&A Madness.

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the selection committee of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Normally it’s a good thing when an item on...

12.12.2024 5

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All Sorts of Eras Are Ending

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an era of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . I am not ashamed to admit that I stayed up until 2:30 a.m....

11.12.2024 10

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Canada Would Make America Even More Exceptional

06.12.2024 7

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The Pope Goes Green — When Will AI Follow Suit?

05.12.2024 8

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Shocker: Martial Law Is Not Popular

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a poorly-executed coup of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . How many people viewed South Korea’s...

04.12.2024 7

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Enron 2.0 — So Bad It’s Good?

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, the underwater noise of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . December 2nd is known for many things. It’s...

03.12.2024 5

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Here’s a Perfect Excuse to Clean Your Plate Tomorrow

28.11.2024 6

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All I Want for Christmas? Property Taxes

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, an international reserve of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Hallmark isn’t known for being the most...

21.11.2024 4

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Elon Musk’s Meme Machine Goes to Washington

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a meme token of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . The “First Buddy” is at it again. President-elect...

14.11.2024 80

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Trump’s New World Order Is Messier Than Ever

07.11.2024 9

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Spooky Season Has Been Extended Through Election Day

01.11.2024 10

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America’s Hospital Network Is on Life Support

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a tall spider climbing Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s kinda wild that there’s a critical IV...

25.10.2024 6

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Musk’s Robotaxi Fairy Tale Is Still Searching for a Happy Ending

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a sacred and private moment of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . I wonder if tonight will be Elon...

11.10.2024 6

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Oops, Putin Took Your Covid Test

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a godfather of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Well, this is awkward: In his new book, Bob Woodward —...

10.10.2024 10

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Hey, Disney Adults: The Kingdom Is Magic, Not Waterproof

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a dunghill of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . I can’t believe I even have to ask this, but: In what...

09.10.2024 20

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Ivy Rejects Look for Southern Comfort

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a cuckoo bananas report of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . My older sister is somewhat of a trend...

08.10.2024 3

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Pro Tip For CEOs: Don’t Romance Your General Counsel

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a consensual romance with Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s October 3rd, so you know what that...

04.10.2024 10

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How the Supreme Court Can Get an A+ on Trust

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a fig leaf of Bloomberg Opinion’s legitimacy. Sign up here . The first Monday in May, as its intense and devoted...

03.10.2024 4

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The Middle East Is Reaching New Levels of Tense

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a draining slugfest of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . We’re nearly a year out from the horrors of...

02.10.2024 3

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I, For One, Welcome Our New Solar Overlords

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a valuable commodity of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . Not that we needed any more Moo Deng or...

01.10.2024 4

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OpenAI Is Now Open to Making Sam Altman Very Wealthy

27.09.2024 30

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You Need to Work 350 Years to Match Your CEO’s Pay

This is Bloomberg Opinion Today, a big flavor of Bloomberg Opinion’s opinions. Sign up here . It’s really difficult for me to imagine Boeing being...

26.09.2024 3

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