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Ian Frazier

Ian Frazier

The New Yorker

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Senior-Discount Disneyland

Get your coupons ready. Here comes Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride to the Urologist and the Tunnel of Nap.

04.05.2026 10

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Ian Frazier

I Bite Back

Though I cannot sue the people or entities that have wronged you, I BITE BACK, and you will owe me nothing until I bite.

10.11.2025 10

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Ian Frazier

A Round of Gulf?

Golf in Scotland or the Gulf of Mexico, and how the President keeps them straight.

09.09.2025 10

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Ian Frazier

“Emma” Unrated

In which Jane Austen’s Miss Emma Woodhouse is bestirred by “Jackass” ’s Mr. Knoxville upon his presentation of a “Fire-Hose Rodeo.”

28.07.2025 10

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Ian Frazier

Prayers for Everyday Life

Good God Almighty, Holy, and Merciful, how do you get these tear-off produce bags to open?

10.03.2025 10

The New Yorker : Daily Shouts

Ian Frazier