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Golf in Scotland or the Gulf of Mexico, and how the President keeps them straight.
In which Jane Austen’s Miss Emma Woodhouse is bestirred by “Jackass” ’s Mr. Knoxville upon his presentation of a “Fire-Hose Rodeo.”
Good God Almighty, Holy, and Merciful, how do you get these tear-off produce bags to open?
Donald Trump is lying next to you in the bed, wearing snug cotton pajamas printed to look like his signature blue suit. You want to tell him a few...