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Ian FrazierThe New Yorker |
Get your coupons ready. Here comes Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride to the Urologist and the Tunnel of Nap.
Though I cannot sue the people or entities that have wronged you, I BITE BACK, and you will owe me nothing until I bite.
Golf in Scotland or the Gulf of Mexico, and how the President keeps them straight.
In which Jane Austen’s Miss Emma Woodhouse is bestirred by “Jackass” ’s Mr. Knoxville upon his presentation of a “Fire-Hose Rodeo.”
Good God Almighty, Holy, and Merciful, how do you get these tear-off produce bags to open?