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Stuffed / What Freud would say about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s teddy bears

It is widely known that when a Duke of York is down, he is down, and the recent hit-piece in Heat – “‘Pathetic’ Andrew’s tantrums over...

19.02.2026 30

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Terminates here / All aboard the last bus out of Mousehole

It was lucky that the bus was behind schedule – mainly because the driver had stepped out to take his own photograph for social media (#endofanera)...

19.02.2026 20

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All aboard the last bus out of Mousehole

It was lucky that the bus was behind schedule – mainly because the driver had stepped out to take his own photograph for social media (#endofanera)...

19.02.2026 20

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Andrew Watts

Schoolboy error / The joyless reading app being forced on my son

16.01.2026 10

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Woke coke / Would you drink Gaza Cola?

21.07.2025 10

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Woke coke / Would you drink Gaza Cola?

18.07.2025 6

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Woke coke: would you drink Gaza Cola?

17.07.2025 5

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Notes on... / Heaven is Angel Delight

19.06.2025 10

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Heaven is Angel Delight

19.06.2025 10

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Does Cornwall have a pasty problem?

11.04.2025 10

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An insomniac’s guide to sleep

01.02.2025 10

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Grottocraft / What I learned at Santa School

Andrew Watts has narrated this article for you to listen to. Whenever my son’s primary school ring up, they have, very sensibly, a calming form of...

23.12.2024 5

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