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DUKE: I Reserve The Right To Call My Chatbot A ‘Retard’

DUKE: I Reserve The Right To Call My Chatbot A ‘Retard’

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. DON’T BE MEAN TO CLANKERS Our tech overlords have moved on from the systematic destruction of humanity...

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DUKE: Dinner Parties Are Dying. Maybe It’s Because Americans Forgot Their Manners

DUKE: Dinner Parties Are Dying. Maybe It’s Because Americans Forgot Their Manners

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. THE DEATH OF THE GOOD GUEST Hosting used to be a normal part of American social life. Now it’s becoming...

06.10.2026 8

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DUKE: Amazon Pays Millions After Pulling Drivers From Crime-Plagued DC Neighborhoods

DUKE: Amazon Pays Millions After Pulling Drivers From Crime-Plagued DC Neighborhoods

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Amazon agreed Wednesday to pay $8.25 million to settle a lawsuit accusing the company of discriminating...

02.10.2026 9

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DUKE: Reporters Circle GOP’s Midterm Problems While Ignoring The One Hitting Candidates The Hardest

DUKE: Reporters Circle GOP’s Midterm Problems While Ignoring The One Hitting Candidates The Hardest

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. THE QUESTION NOBODY ASKED National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman Tim Scott spent about 30...

01.10.2026 7

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DUKE: GOP Senator Hands Jack Smith A Gift With Spectacular Hearing Blunder

Welcome back to Unfit to Print. A GOP senator went full Leroy Jenkins. Never go full Leroy Jenkins. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley...

30.09.2026 10

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DUKE: The Cornell ‘Gang Rape’ Case Is Giving Off Serious Duke Lacrosse Vibes

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Are we watching the next campus rape hoax unfold in real time? A new college sexual assault scandal has...

29.09.2026 10

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DUKE: The Nolan Wells Case Became Exhibit A For America’s New Race Panic

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The racial grievance industrial complex thought it finally had proof of something it has spent years...

25.09.2026 20

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DUKE: Talarico’s Spiritual Mentor Blames ‘Rightwing Spies’ For Making Church ‘Sound Heretical’

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico’s spiritual mentor is very mad...

24.09.2026 9

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DUKE: Inside The Spectacular Implosion Of A ‘Revolutionary’ Lesbian Bar

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. WOKE 1 AIN’T DEAD YET When Democratic New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez admitted in a recent...

24.09.2026 10

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DUKE: The People Progressives Forget When They’re Busy Saving Everyone Else

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. WHO ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR? “Sometimes I wish instead of always thinking about other kids, you would have...

22.09.2026 10

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DUKE: Sydney Sweeney’s Critics Are Mad About The Wrong Thing

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Sydney Sweeney is in trouble again! SEX ISN’T WHAT’S RUINING SPORTS Sydney Sweeney, the well-endowed...

16.09.2026 10

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DUKE: Trump Admin Vows To Protect American Workers. Will Big Tech Get A Pass?

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. I was out last week recovering from oral surgery, but I’m back just in time for the Trump...

15.09.2026 10

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DUKE: We Already Know Who The Criminals Are — So Why Are Conservatives Embracing Mass Surveillance?

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Is Flock really the next great crime-fighting tool? THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO THE CRIMINALS ARE Some...

03.09.2026 10

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DUKE: How Trump’s Tariff Crackdown Crushed A $100 Billion Chinese Fashion Empire

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Trump’s trade policies are killing a Chinese fast fashion giant. FAST FASHION HITS THE TARIFF WALL...

02.09.2026 10

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DUKE: Virginia Let Him Out … But ICE Was Waiting

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. ICE CLEANS UP VIRGINIA’S MESS Remember Israel Flores Ortiz? In March, I wrote about the adult illegal...

01.09.2026 10

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DUKE: Her Attacker Walked Free. Monica Seles Spent Years Paying The Price

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. As the U.S. Open gets underway, I’d like to revisit one of the most tragic moments in tennis history....

28.08.2026 10

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DUKE: Murkowski’s 800-Mile Voter ID Horror Story Falls Apart Under Scrutiny

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Washington’s hypothetical reasons for not doing things tend to fall apart under scrutiny. THE EXCUSES...

27.08.2026 10

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DUKE: Meet The Democrat Legislating For The Common Man

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Some of the clearest class divides have nothing to do with money. COMMON SENSE IS THE SECRET CLASS WAR...

26.08.2026 20

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DUKE: The Anti-Trump ‘Resistance’ Has Moved Into The Jury Box

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Something very strange is happening inside Washington, DC courtrooms. DC JURIES WON’T CONVICT U.S....

25.08.2026 10

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DUKE: I Had A Sickening Suspicion About The Great Falls Murder

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. I KNEW IT WAS AN ILLEGAL I hate to say that because it sounds crass. But it’s true. Monday morning,...

20.08.2026 10

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DUKE: Companies Say They Can’t Find Workers — Recent Grads Say That’s Bullsh*t

We keep asking what’s wrong with young Americans. Maybe we should ask what happened to the world they were supposed to inherit. THEY NEVER STOOD A...

19.08.2026 10

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DUKE: Hayden Panettiere’s Tragic Death Is Only Part Of The Child-Star Problem

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. We’ve spent decades watching children become famous before they’re old enough to understand the...

18.08.2026 10

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DUKE: What The Hell Is Woke 2?

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. This will be the only edition of the newsletter this week, as I’m going on vacation for a few days....

11.08.2026 20

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DUKE: Corporations Got Billions Back. Consumers Got Nothing

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The tariffs were temporary. Corporate America’s windfall may not be. Apple received an estimated $2.2...

07.08.2026 20

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DUKE: Corporate America Panics As Cheap Haitian Labor Disappears

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Employers say losing access to 200,000 Haitian workers will force them to raise pay, recruit Americans...

06.08.2026 10

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DUKE: Bari Weiss, Sheryl Sandberg And The Rise Of The New Establishment

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The establishment heard the people demanding change — and put sneakers on. A photograph taken at an...

05.08.2026 10

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DUKE: The Democrats Wanted Their Joe Rogan. The Left Created Something They Can’t Control

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Democrats have spent years wondering why they cannot build their own Joe Rogan. The answer was staring...

04.08.2026 10

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DUKE: CNN’s Cultural Blind Spot Exposes Its Contempt For America

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The media has finally heard of a hot new country singer. They’re only a little late to the news. CNN...

31.07.2026 10

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DUKE: The Academic Discipline Waging War On Society

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. I took two Sociology classes in college. The left-wing bias wasn’t surprising. But a new WSJ article...

27.07.2026 10

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DUKE: Dating Has Become Another Luxury Young Americans Can’t Afford

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The affordability crisis has officially reached the bedroom. Young Americans can’t afford homes,...

22.07.2026 10

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DUKE: Welcome To The ‘Wokesonian’ — Fire Them All, Cancel The Checks

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The Smithsonian finally answered the age-old question: Is Mickey Mouse racist? Americans used to visit...

22.07.2026 10

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DUKE: Big Business Wants Cheap Labor. The Trump Admin Is Listening

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. The Trump administration has made clear what kind of deportations won’t be tolerated. The Trump...

22.07.2026 10

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DUKE: The Cheatbot Generation Is Coming For America

The real problem with AI isn't that it's making students lazy

10.07.2026 30

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DUKE: The Viral Black Woman On The Metro’s Biggest Threat Isn’t Patriot Front

The real story the media missed

09.07.2026 20

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DUKE: Tragic Death Turns Into ‘CSI: Wypipo’ For Online Race Detectives

TikTok true crime meets racial grievance culture

07.07.2026 20

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DUKE: David Axelrod Just Got A Glimpse Of The Monster Democrats Made

He saw his party's future

02.07.2026 20

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DUKE: Conservatives Need To Treat The Birthright Citizenship Loss Like The Next Roe v. Wade

It's time to get to work

01.07.2026 20

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DUKE: A Democrat Mayor’s Pride Month Death Wish

He learned the wrong lesson from the AIDS epidemic

30.06.2026 40

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DUKE: The WNBA Finally Got Its Superstar — And Hates That She’s White

Clark was punched in the throat

26.06.2026 20

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DUKE: Trump Ripped Off Senate GOP’s Polite Mask

The mutiny is exposed

25.06.2026 20

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DUKE: You’ll Be Fat, Poor, And You’ll Like It

Obama judge strikes down SNAP rules

24.06.2026 30

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DUKE: Trump Sends Simple Message To South Africa — Stop Being Racist!

We're not paying for you to discriminate against whites

19.06.2026 30

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DUKE: This Is How They Treated White Girls Raped By Brown Men

Direct testimony from the rape gang victims

18.06.2026 30

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DUKE: One British Official Had The Stones To Expose What The Rest Spent Years Burying

Hey y’all, welcome back to Unfit to Print. Today we’re covering a member of Parliament’s scathing report on migrant rape gangs. THE TRUTH THEY...

17.06.2026 40

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DUKE: The World Cup Is Teaching Us A Dark Lesson About Border Security

People here looking to prey and exploit

16.06.2026 20

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DUKE: The Lesson Karmelo Anthony’s Parents Refuse To Teach

We’re focusing back on the Karmelo Anthony trial today with a useful case study on poor parenting.

12.06.2026 40

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DUKE: Migrant Crime Victims Keep Sounding Like They’re Reading Hostage Notes

There is a strange little ritual that now follows certain crimes.

11.06.2026 30

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DUKE: Killing White People Still Frowned Upon In Texas

The guilty verdict seemed obvious.

10.06.2026 20

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DUKE: Karmelo Anthony Defense Team Waves White Flag After Disastrous String Of Witnesses

Video and audio are banned from the courtroom.

09.06.2026 20

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DUKE: Racism Isn’t The Reason There Are No Black Jurors For Karmelo Anthony Trial

District Court Judge John Roach has barred cameras.

05.06.2026 20

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