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oHHo’s THC Seltzers Are for People Who Want a Pretty Drink Without the Alcohol

A THC seltzer variety pack for people who want something cold, pretty, and alcohol-free.

By Maha Haq | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Some cannabis seltzers feel so aggressively “better-for-you” that drinking them starts to feel performative. So I don’t always want a THC drink to taste like it’s trying to win Dry January. oHHo’s THC Seltzer Multipack is prettier than that. The cans look botanical, soft, and mature, like something I could put in a cooler next to actual drinks and not have to explain for 10 minutes.

The pack comes with four flavors: Blood Orange & Pomegranate, White Peach & Lemon, Red Cherry & Lime, and Pink Grapefruit & Elderflower. Every can has a two-flavor combo, which sounds like it’s doing too much, but these stay light. The fruit comes through, the bubbles don’t launch fireworks in your mouth, and none of them tasted like someone dropped THC into a sad soda water.

The cans I tested had 10mg THC each. oHHo also sells lower-dose options, including 5mg and 3mg, which is probably the better move if 10mg in a drink feels like a lot. Personally, one can gave me a mellow little buzz. Two cans got me closer to the hard-seltzer-replacement feeling I was hoping for.

This is not the drink I’d buy to get faded AF. It’s the one I’d bring out when people are drinking alcohol, but I don’t feel like drinking myself, and I still want something cold, pretty, and lightly intoxicating.

oHHo’s THC Seltzer Multipack is for people who want a drink-drink. The flavors are light, yet still complex, the cans are pretty, and the buzz showed up in a little over 30 minutes for me. One 10mg THC can felt mellow and calm. Two cans felt more like what I’d want if I were trying to replace the feeling of a hard seltzer.

Buy it if: you want a polished THC drink for social plans, backyard hangs, or nights when everyone else is drinking.

Skip it if: you want one can to hit like a cocktail, or you hate lightly flavored seltzers.

Best part: the flavors are complex and actually feel intended for an adult.

Biggest drawback: one can was a little too mild for me, so the alcohol-replacement math may depend on your tolerance.

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