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Nicole Saphier, who? Trump's ideal surgeon general is in RFK Jr.'s head.

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01.05.2026

A prerequisite for serving in the Trump administration seems to be first serving as a host or contributor to Fox News. So, naturally, President Donald Trump’s third shot at a surgeon general candidate is longtime Fox News medical contributor Nicole Saphier.

Given that the U.S. Health and Human Services secretary is anti-vaccine, anti-science, pro-sewage-swimming Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a caricature of a serious human being, America’s surgeon general isn’t likely to matter much. The surgeon general could take a strong anti-smoking stance and Kennedy would likely dispute it by citing a wacky study from an obscure Scandinavian cult that found smoking actually “caused significant spikes in lung-healthy midi-chlorians,” completely ignoring that “midi-chlorians” is a fictional term from the "Star Wars" universe.

Trump has already tried twice to get a new surgeon general. The first one, Dr. Janette Nesheiwat, was also a former Fox News contributor, because of course she was. Her nomination was pulled because Laura Loomer, a right-wing nutball who somehow has the ear of........

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