Greetings, I am a proud and patriotic Wisconsinite, and like most of my friends and family, I’m deeply concerned about whatever it is a South African-born billionaire tells me to be deeply concerned about.

Tuesday, in Wisconsin’s Supreme Court election, I will be casting my vote for the judge supported by Elon Musk. I’m doing this because I love America and Wisconsin and because Musk said he might give me $1 million if I do what he says.

This is totally legal, perhaps, and it demonstrates I am a free-thinking, independent voter who also wants $1 million.

The race is between liberal Judge Susan Crawford and conservative Judge Brad........

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