For many Americans, a meal out has become a luxury. In just the handful of years since the pandemic, the cost of eating out has gone up 30 to 40%. So when we do go out, we really want to make it a great experience.

Good food and the right atmosphere go a long way, but nothing makes or breaks a meal, or a drink, out with friends and family quite like your server. While a bad one can ruin the night, we might remember an especially good one for a long time—maybe even forever.

A series of recent viral posts on Threads asked servers and bartenders to reveal some tricks of the trade—the little one-liners, bits, jokes, and gags they use to get their tables laughing and keep the mood light.

Here are some of the best responses. If you love dad jokes, you’ll love these.

When the restaurant is short-staffed

“I apologize, we are a bit short-staffed this evening but I am trying to get taller.”

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“Hey everyone, if you enjoyed everything please remember my name is Alex, and if you didn’t my name is Mike!”

When someone........

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