The following rules are posted on an enamel sign at the Seattle Centre, where they converted a public square into what was promised to be “an exciting vibrant water feature.” A similar “vibrant” feature is being proposed for Victoria’s Centennial Square, to replace the existing fountain.

Just imagine the security, maintenance and enforcement that would be required to ensure that similar rules are followed and enforced.

Just imagine parents, having read the rules, happily bringing their children to the spray park.

As stated by Joseph Alsop: “A man (woman) who has bought a theory will fight a vigorous action against the facts.” This is certainly the case in this instance, where well-founded concerns have fallen upon the deaf ears of decision makers.

In the case of Centennial Square, the proposed spray park is the wrong feature, in the wrong location. Not to mention the demonstrated lack of public support for this costly, council-led initiative.

Seattle’s water feature rules:

• Report all fecal and vomitus releases to Seattle Centre Customer Service

• No food, drink, gum or glass containers in the spray jet area

• No dogs or pets permitted in spray jet area

• Spray water feature is recirculating so do not drink the water

• Young children must use the restroom prior to entering spray pad area

• Children in diapers much have a clean diaper with a tight-fitting protective cover prior to entering the spray pad area

• Diapers must be changed in the restroom

• Public restrooms available. Follow signs

• People with communicable diseases or anyone who has been ill with vomiting or diarrhea within the past two weeks are prohibited

• Bikes, rollerblades and skateboards are not allowed near the water

• No running, water fights or rough play allowed

• Children younger than 12 must be supervised by a responsible adult

• No drugs or alcohol in the spray jet area

• Failure to follow rules may result in exclusion from the premises

It has been touted as an initiative that will draw families to Victoria’s downtown and contribute to its vibrancy.

Really?! You had me at fecal and vomitus releases.

Pamela Madoff

Victoria

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