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Why Raccoons Have Been So Successful in Taking Over Toronto

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17.09.2026

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Why Raccoons Have Been So Successful in Taking Over Toronto

The city boasts an impressive ratio of up to one critter for every four people

It was a brazen murder on the morning of July 9, 2015, in the heart of downtown Toronto. Was it a targeted killing? A hit-and-run? If there was a witness to the crime, they had long since fled. No one had dialed 911 for medical help. Fear—or was it apathy?—had made another life expendable, not even worth the brief phone call it would have taken to try to save him.

And so, at around six in the morning, with a light wind stroking his face, the victim gazed toward the rising sun, obscured behind grey clouds, which were themselves blocked out by glass, brick, and steel monoliths casting shadows that inched slowly toward him as the light spread through the sky. And it was then that he yielded to the ineffable, unrelenting momentum of death. He was just another unremarkable victim in the heart of the city. Afterward, all that remained was the body—huge, by all accounts—splayed on the corner of Yonge and Church, a busy commercial intersection.

Here, in this diverse city of almost 3 million people, long considered a haven of safety, equality, and community, with a murder rate among the lowest of big cities in the world, the body was an aberration. It lay there throughout the morning rush in a shocking and obscene pose, naked, supine, legs spread apart shamelessly, thin purplish-brown lips pulled into a rictus. The mouth was agape, the tongue like a hard, blunt arrowhead held between dirty teeth, the hands hanging limply from stiff bent wrists. This body, a reminder of the basest laws of nature, in contravention to the lies we’ve swallowed that life is static and society’s rules will protect us at all costs—it was this body that transformed the city.

Noon. The sun had climbed in the sky, its diaphanous rays spilling gently onto the metal, plastic, and concrete admixtures that make up downtown Toronto. Filaments of light, finding narrow paths between the patchwork of summer clouds, covered the city like a cobweb. Six hours after the death, workers began filing out of local office buildings for lunch and noticing the body, pressed against the concrete curb, impossible to miss in the rising summer heat, its flesh now stiff and emitting a gentle odour of decay. Some passersby stopped in shock but were soon pulled back into the pedestrian flow sidestepping the corpse, everyone too preoccupied with their own lives to take on yet another problem.

From a second-floor tech start-up across the street, four men peered down with a mixture of bemusement and horror. How long would the body be left to rot? Who—or what—was responsible for taking it away? And how uncaring did a city have to get before its spirit died? The men, all in their twenties and thirties, didn’t have the skills to solve the problem of an enduring corpse. But moved by the moment, they mustered something that none of them realized they possessed: an innate sense of decorum.

One of the men visited a nearby flower shop and purchased a single rose wrapped in cheap cellophane. Another headed to a nearby pharmacy to get a card. “The warmest wish / That I could send,” read the printed text on the card, “would only begin to show you / how much / I wish you good health.” Underneath, the men had added their own message: “Hang in there! The Gang.” They brought the gifts to the corpse, sliding the card under its left foot and placing the rose in the crook of its left armpit, careful not to touch the body itself in deference to the deep biological imperative to separate the living from the dead.

Satisfied, the men returned to their office to renew their dedication to code writing, data-security issues, email communication, and internet consumption. But having pierced the ontological plane, they found that reality had been transformed. Before the card and the rose, the victim was an anonymous corpse. Now? A cult figure in the making. After a few minutes, the men peered back out the window and, to their surprise, saw that the body was now obscured by a crowd.

People were taking photos, phones bent at impossible angles, the victim given a second life online in death. The card filled up with messages. “RIP beautiful soul!”; “Hope it was quick! I miss ya!”; “Rest in peace”; “Sorry buddy — Sara”; and finally, just three simple letters that seemed to sum up the complicated feelings of all those who were coming to pay their respects: “BYE!”

By 2:15 p.m., news of the corpse and the makeshift memorial had spread across the world. A framed photo that looked uncannily like the corpse itself was added to the memorial. A votive candle appeared, its flickering flame imbuing a sense of the sacred. A cigarette appeared in its hand. The crowd had even honoured the victim—still unknown, just another John Doe in a city full of them—with a name:........

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