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Yeah, Sure!! Let’s Do It Together!!

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18.04.2026

On April 17, President Trump told Reuters that the United States will recover Iran’s enriched uranium in cooperation with Tehran. “We’re going to get it together. We’re going to go in with Iran, at a nice leisurely pace, and go down and start excavating with big machinery. We’ll bring it back to the United States.”

He referred to the material as “nuclear dust” and said it would be retrieved “very soon.” The statement came on the same day Iran declared the Strait of Hormuz “completely open” for commercial vessels for the remainder of the ceasefire, and as Trump said a second round of U.S.-Iran negotiations could take place this weekend. The mood in Washington is optimistic. The mood in reality is something else.

Here is why none of this adds up.

1. Iran will not surrender its reason for existing

The Islamic Republic has pursued nuclear capability not as a bargaining chip but as a theological mandate. The regime’s foundational ideology rests on the destruction of what it calls the Little Satan and the Great Satan. Israel and the United States are not merely geopolitical adversaries to Tehran. They are eschatological enemies whose elimination is woven into the Shia revolutionary project that has defined the regime since 1979. Surrendering 441 kilograms of enriched uranium would mean renouncing the single most tangible instrument capable of fulfilling that promise.

Iran’s 10-point peace proposal, presented days ago, explicitly demands the right to continue enriching uranium. Mohammad Eslami, head of Iran’s Atomic Energy Organization, declared that any attempt to limit enrichment would fail. No regime hands over the material foundation of its deepest ideological commitment at a “leisurely pace” over coffee with the enemy.

2. The uranium is not where Washington says it is

The official U.S. narrative locates the enriched uranium beneath the rubble of Natanz and Fordow, the two facilities struck by B-2 bombers with 30,000-pound bunker busters during Operation Midnight Hammer in June 2025. But the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, collaborating with Le Monde, examined a satellite image from June 9, 2025, revealing a flatbed truck loaded with 18 blue containers entering the south tunnel of Isfahan’s underground complex. Three days before Israel attacked. Thirteen days before Midnight Hammer.

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists assessed that Iran likely moved a significant portion of its highly enriched uranium, possibly the entire inventory, to Isfahan before the strikes began. IAEA Director General Rafael Grossi confirmed that more than 200 kilograms of 60% enriched uranium was stored at Isfahan as of the agency’s last inspection. Isfahan did not receive bunker busters. It was hit by Tomahawk cruise missiles that leveled the surface buildings. The tunnel complex beneath the hillside remained intact. What sits inside those tunnels is not dust. It is uranium hexafluoride in sealed cylinders, and Iran knows exactly where every one of them is.

3. You do not offer to dilute what you cannot reach

In February, as the current war was just beginning, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi proposed diluting the enriched uranium in exchange for sanctions relief. Dilution is not an abstract diplomatic gesture. It requires physically opening the cylinders, processing the uranium hexafluoride, and blending it with lower-enriched material using specialized equipment. None of that is possible if the stockpile is entombed under collapsed rock. The offer is an inadvertent confession: Iran has access to the material and can manipulate it at will. Trump calls it “dust.” Araghchi offered to chemically process it. One of them is wrong.

4. The barricades say what the diplomats will not

On April 9, satellite imagery revealed that Iran had erected roadblocks outside all three tunnel entrances at Isfahan. Dirt embankments, barriers of unidentified material, fencing, and chicane structures engineered to obstruct any ground approach. Barricades are not placed in front of sealed graves. They are placed in front of doors that open. If the uranium were genuinely unreachable, there would be nothing worth defending.

5. With Iran. Under Israeli supervision. In Isfahan.

Trump told Reuters the operation would be conducted “with Iran.” He made no mention of Israel. This is perhaps the most telling omission. Netanyahu declared on April 8 that Israel and the United States “see eye to eye” on the uranium question. Defense Secretary Hegseth stated the U.S. “reserves the opportunity” to act if diplomacy fails.

Israel has been a combatant in every phase of this war from the opening airstrike. Israeli intelligence assets are monitoring Isfahan around the clock. And yet we are asked to believe that Israel would quietly observe from the sidelines while the United States and the Islamic Republic, arm in arm, dig up the material that could one day annihilate Tel Aviv? Would Tehran permit Israeli inspectors inside the tunnels, counting cylinders and verifying enrichment levels? In which hotel in Isfahan would that delegation check in? The scenario is not diplomacy. It is a cartoon. Literally.

6. “With Iran” and “excavating” cannot coexist

If the operation is genuinely cooperative, no excavation is necessary. Iran has access to the tunnels. It opens the entrances, the canisters are brought out, the IAEA verifies the count, and it is done. If heavy machinery and excavation are required, it is because the material is being extracted by force, against Iran’s will. That is not partnership. That is occupation. Trump’s sentence contains two propositions that destroy each other. You cannot dig your way into a facility “together” with the country that sealed it shut and built barricades around it. Pick one, Mr. President.

There are only two possible readings of this statement. Either the President of the United States genuinely believes that the Islamic Republic, after investing decades and billions of dollars into its nuclear program, after seven weeks of devastating war, after walking away from negotiations in Islamabad, will now cheerfully escort American engineers into its most sensitive military site and wave goodbye as the uranium flies to Washington aboard a C-17.

Or he is saying one thing while preparing for something very different. History is full of leaders who said exactly what their enemies wanted to hear right before delivering the opposite.

In 331 B.C., Alexander the Great faced the Persian army of Darius III at Gaugamela, outnumbered several times over. His general Parmenio urged a night attack to exploit the element of surprise. Alexander refused publicly: “I will not steal my victory.” The declaration reached Darius, who kept his entire army standing in formation through the night, armed and waiting for an assault that never came. By dawn, the Persian soldiers were exhausted, sleepless, and depleted. Alexander, who had slept soundly, attacked with rested troops and annihilated them. The man who announced he would fight fairly had won the battle before it started, with a single sentence.

Twenty-three centuries later, before the D-Day invasion in 1944, the Allies constructed an entire fictitious army under General Patton as part of Operation Bodyguard. They created a phantom force complete with inflatable tanks and fabricated radio traffic to convince Hitler that the real landing would come at Calais. Eisenhower projected calm. The invasion came at Normandy.

The pattern is always the same. The more reassuring the language, the closer the blow. Trump says “leisurely pace.” Hundreds of special operations forces are already positioned across the Middle East. Trump says “with Iran.” Netanyahu says the uranium leaves “by agreement or by force.” Trump says “nuclear dust.” The IAEA says 441 kilograms in intact cylinders.

Either Trump is remarkably naive, or there is something he is not telling us.

Both possibilities should worry you. But only one of them is likely.


© The Times of Israel (Blogs)