Seder Night: The Question Mark Twain Didn’t Answer
In the spirit of Pesach — a night shaped by the number four: four questions, four children, four cups — this piece offers one question and four possible answers.
Tonight is the night of questions. We don’t merely permit them; we sanctify them. The Seder might be the single greatest educational experience of the Jewish year – at least until the second cup of wine, when the room grows warmer, the pace slows, and some of us become just comfortable enough to confuse freedom with sleep.
But before we get there, I want to place one question squarely on the table — not as an abstract thought, but as a Seder‑question: something to argue about, return to, wrestle with, and carry out of the night, maybe during the meal.
It was asked more than a century ago by one of the most famous writers in the world. What makes it so arresting is not merely that he asked it, but where he asked it: at the very end of an essay, after pages of observation and analysis, he closes not with an answer but with a challenge.
Here is the passage, in full, at the conclusion of his essay Concerning the Jews:
“To conclude: If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world’s list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream‑stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The Jew saw them all, survived them all and is now what he always was, exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal but the Jews; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his immortality?” — Mark Twain, Harper’s Magazine, September 1899
“To conclude: If the statistics are right, the Jews........
