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17 Times James Talarico Made Us Wonder If He Was Created In A Lab

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05.03.2026

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17 Times James Talarico Made Us Wonder If He Was Created In A Lab

From arguing ‘God is nonbinary’ to ‘grieving’ over protecting the unborn, it’s clear Talarico is a leftist lab experiment gone wrong.

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James Talarico is many things, but, despite Democrats and corporate media’s best efforts to convince Texans otherwise, normal is not one of them.

Talarico tries to come across as your friendly neighborhood Jesus freak, but ultimately presents as yet another faux-masculinity Democrat, frankensteined together with remnants of Pete Buttigieg and Tim Walz’s flailing political careers and programmed to spout off Democrats’ most radical and cringey talking points. The cherry on top of Talarico’s place as the Lone Star State Democrat nominee for U.S. Senate is the ringing praise he received from disgraced chronic election loser and fellow Texan Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke.

Talarico’s posturing is so startling that it earned him the title “the most punchable persona I have ever seen in a politican” from The Federalist’s own very smart woman. If that wasn’t enough to convince you he’s no good, here are 17 times Talarico made us wonder if he’s the product of a progressive lab experiment gone terribly wrong.

Surely there’s no better way to blend in with Earth beings than bragging, at the ripe of age of 36 years-old, that you had “an active social life” in high school that included going out with the “homecoming queen.” Perhaps the worst part about that decades-old fun fact is that it was fed by Talarico’s team to Texas Monthly for inclusion in the publication’s fawning January 2026 profile of him.

We’ve all got favorite comfort foods, but Talarico’s admission to The New Yorker that he swallows his Kraft Mac & Cheese whole “because he enjoys the ‘liquid tubes’ feeling of childhood” is too much information. Though, his weird food habits fit in just fine with Democrats’ strange “how do you do, fellow normies” approach to preparing and choking down sustenance.

Only cool kids get a masked Anthony Fauci action figure for Christmas instead of coal.

Forget Covid. Racism, according to Talarico, is a virus that is highly “contagious,” even if a white male like himself isn’t “showing symptoms.”

“The only cure is diagnosing the virus within ourselves and taking dramatic actions to contain the spread. The first small step is proclaiming loudly and unequivocally that #BlackLivesMatter,” Talarico typed out in May 2020, just weeks before the summer of rage commenced.

Domestic Terrorist Double Standard

Speaking of skin color, Talarico said “radicalized white men are the greatest domestic terrorist threat in our country,” and YouTube is to blame. I have a feeling his sweeping statement does not apply to white men such as Charlie Kirk’s accused murderer, Tyler Robinson, or ICE agitators like Alex Pretti.

“As a white man, I’m susceptible to the same radicalization. Thankfully, I was exposed to diversity at a young age and explicitly taught the values of........

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