Embarrassing: Mariners Unveil Broken Statue For Ichiro Suzuki That Also Looks Like Gender Reveal

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What on earth are we doing, Seattle?

Friday saw the Seattle Mariners unveil a statue for their Hall of Fame legend Ichiro Suzuki, and though that sounds glorious, it actually came with a couple of mishaps: a broken bat, and it looked like a gender reveal. (RELATED: Magic Of Baseball Strikes Again As Wild Brawl Breaks Out Between Braves’ López, Angels’ Soler)

Rick Rizzs, a broadcaster for the Mariners, made the........

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