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Justin Trudeau is embarrassing himself with his Katy Perry relationship

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It’s the stuff of a $1 romance novel that’s only available on Kindle.

Last week, a video dropped of former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dancing like a fool in the aisle of a Montreal hardware store with girlfriend Katy Perry while holding a plunger.

Have you ever read a more surreal or nonsensical string of words in your life?

Well, that’s what actually happened. For we live in a surreal and nonsensical world.

I’ve stayed silent for a year, but their true patriot love has become more than I can bear.

Trudeau’s cringeworthy retail jam session is no less bizarre, really, than Tom Cruise wildly jumping on Oprah’s couch 21 years ago to proclaim his love for another Katie.

Except Cruise is a Hollywood actor. They’re all loons. Prettyboy Trudeau, despite obviously craving the glamorous trappings of celebrity, is a former world leader who still desires to be taken seriously.

Proving it, four days after he cut the rug with a toilet tool for an Instagram video, suddenly serious Trudeau spoke to news outlets about the ongoing trade negotiations between Canada and the US. He insisted they “will get to the right place.”

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