Magician and cable technician Lobo Lobo dressed as an Easter egg for a rich family’s performance, got drenched in eggs by a mischievous neighbour, and plans a humorous revenge dish called “Hormuz Hilsawalla par eedu"

Illustration/Uday Mohite

Lobo Lobo, my cable TV technician came over… there was yolk, and egg shells in his hair. He was also dressed like a half Easter egg, needless to say I was confused.

“Lobo Lobo, may I ask why you are dressed like an Easter egg in the bottom half of body and you also have yolk and egg shells on your head?”

Lobo Lobo was semi distressed — he sat down with some difficulty on account of his egg couture.

“Long story men, I’ll tell you slowly slowly — see, as you know I am a man of many talents, in de entertainment area also —  in my dat Virar area I do mageek shows for de peepuls. I do dat full act men, my better half Myrtle was my assistant so I would put her in dat one big box and then I would saw her in half, problem happened because she became quite........

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