How I got the last $10m laugh on a rip-off artist who fleeced me
Usually there is enough folly and perfidy in Australian politics to fill many columns every week. This week, though, the story is one of a politician doing what politicians are supposed to do: improve the wellbeing of their constituents, especially in the face of big corporate interests.
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It began when the ice-maker in our fridge stopped making ice. Yes, I know this is very much a first-world problem, even in the tropics. That was in November 2022.
We turned to self-help and Google, as you do, and came across "Just Answer". I felt sure there might be a simpler and cheaper solution than replacing the fridge. There was a fee of only few dollars, so why not.
It was nearly a year later that I noticed an entry on the credit-card statement saying: "JUSTANSWER *REPAIRM, 1800727139 AUS. . RETAIL PURCHASE-INTERNATIONAL 20/01 $53". Hang on, I thought, that was months ago and was supposed to be $5 not $53.
I checked back through previous months' statements to find nine payments of $53 recorded on the 23rd of each month.
"The underhand cads," I said to myself - or words to that effect.
I wanted some answers from "JustAnswer". So, I rang them. The usual "we are experiencing longer than usual waiting times" came through. It is self-evidently a lie because the longer than usual waiting times are so usual that they are now part of the standard recorded message.
By the time you get an answer, you are fuming. This why corporate la-la lines and public counters are festooned with "zero-tolerance" messages. Sane, mild-mannered customers have been driven to fury by the chronic understaffing of phone helplines and counters by corporations and governments.
Anyway, my request for a refund of the nine $53 monthly payments was met with a refusal and an explanation that I had "subscribed" to JustAnswer for $53 a month indefinitely. I told the minion that I intended to complain to the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission and that I hoped the ACCC would inflict a lot of pain on his company.
He at least agreed to unsubscribe me - without referring me back to their website where the unsubscribe button was harder to find than a........
