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Mark Smith: The lessons of 2024 – and there’s some good news for the SNP

2024: Starmer in, Yousaf out. Energy prices down, energy prices up. More fighting in Ukraine, more fighting in Gaza. An assassin fails in his attempt...

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Mark Smith: Scotland’s XL Bullies: Can we talk about what's really going on?

We have been here before. A woman is attacked by a dog. She is treated at the scene but the medics cannot save her. Her friends and family talk about...

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Mark Smith: The idea that could help save Glasgow: Sauchiehall square

Look at it now: girders stripped of stone, gaping windows, doors to nowhere. Every now and then someone stops to take a look but most people are...

17.12.2024 4

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Mark Smith: The case for breaking up the Highlands I was up in Inverness recently stopping people in the street and asking them questions, as you do, and one thing that kept coming up, because I kept asking about it, was what they thought of life in the Highlands. On the whole, they said, it was good; they loved it. But what they didn’t love was the state of the local services and the local council. The big question is: what’s to be done about it?

I was up in Inverness recently stopping people in the street and asking them questions, as you do, and one thing that kept coming up, because I kept...

15.12.2024 3

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Mark Smith: Red squirrels are on the rise. But the price we’re paying is too high

It’s the borderlands: the moorlands, hills and forests where Ayrshire becomes Galloway and where, in the last year, there have been several...

09.12.2024 10

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Mark Smith: The Elgin Marbles have to be sent back to Greece. But there’s a catch

If you haven’t been to the new Perth Museum yet, do go. Very good. The exhibition about the Stone of Destiny is particularly lively but I remember...

08.12.2024 9

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Mark Smith: Read this book, and weep for what we’ve lost

I met him, once. First impressions: not good. Skin: thin. Self-esteem: high. Self-awareness: low. Saving grace: the odd good one-liner. He said people...

02.12.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Shoplifting in Scotland is up by 25%. Who’s really to blame? Shoplifting in Scotland is up 25% in a year and yet the news has created barely a ripple. People walk into shops, they steal, they pinch, they nick, they leave, the authorities appear to do nothing, or virtually nothing, the problem gets worse, and we look up from our phones, or don’t, and say: what do you want me to do about it, it’s how the world works, isn’t it?

Shoplifting in Scotland is up 25% in a year and yet the news has created barely a ripple. People walk into shops, they steal, they pinch, they nick,...

30.11.2024 10

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Mark Smith: The deep-down problem with the plan for Scotland’s Tories

We’re starting to get our first impressions of Russell Findlay, the new leader of the Scottish Conservatives, but one of the first things I said to...

25.11.2024 10

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Mark Smith: It’s here: the ferry no one wanted The first thing I did was check whether the windows were real because you’ll remember that when Glen Sannox was “launched” in 2017, the windows were painted on; they were fake. But this time the news is good: the windows are real, the ferry is finished, and we’re ready to go. It’s finally here: the ferry nobody wanted.

The first thing I did was check whether the windows were real because you’ll remember that when Glen Sannox was “launched” in 2017, the windows...

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Mark Smith: The Govan revolution that could be good for all of us

If you want me, I’ll be in Magpie’s Nest, and if you ask nicely I’ll take you across the road to the Pearce Institute for a plate of chips as...

18.11.2024 8

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Mark Smith: Which one are you: the hater or the hated? It’s time for a rethink

Ask me what I hate. Lots of things. I hate that the Scots pay higher taxes than the English. I hate that so many people still eat animals and abuse...

16.11.2024 8

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Mark Smith: Another idea of the Scottish Greens goes up in smoke. Happy days

The Scottish Government, now largely free of the influence of the Greens we think and hope, has ditched some of its plans on wood-burning stoves. The...

11.11.2024 5

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Mark Smith: A simple way to fix the problem of the disrespectful grave stickers I don’t want to imagine what it’s like to go and visit the grave of a friend or relative and discover the cooncil has slapped a gummy, gaudy information notice on it headed “Warning! this memorial has failed to meet safety standards.” People have called it disrespectful and I think that’s exactly the right word. It is. What were they thinking?

I don’t want to imagine what it’s like to go and visit the grave of a friend or relative and discover the cooncil has slapped a gummy, gaudy...

09.11.2024 10

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Mark Smith: A question for every Glaswegian: would you pass the leaf test?

The council in Glasgow is asking residents to help clear leaves off the streets and the way people have reacted to the idea is revealing. Call it the...

04.11.2024 8

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Mark Smith: A very personal message for Scotland’s private school whingers Full disclosure: I went to private school, my parents paid the fees, the education was good and I’m sure it improved my chances and opportunities. As to whether it damaged my personality and gave me an arrogant sense of entitlement, you’d have to ask the people who know me although does anybody care about their opinions I don’t think so.

Full disclosure: I went to private school, my parents paid the fees, the education was good and I’m sure it improved my chances and opportunities....

02.11.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Why are people moaning about this Glasgow mural?

Right, let’s see what all the fuss is about. I jump in the car and drive along Paisley Road West and there it is. A big hairy man and a big hairy...

28.10.2024 10

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Mark Smith: I asked readers to email me about the A9. It wasn't pretty You may have read my opinion piece the other day about the A9. The thrust of it was that the Scottish Government is committed to dualling the road for all the wrong reasons and that the changes which the upgrade might, or might not, bring about do not justify the cost. I also asked readers to email me their thoughts on my arguments, and they did. It wasn’t pretty.

You may have read my opinion piece the other day about the A9. The thrust of it was that the Scottish Government is committed to dualling the road for...

26.10.2024 5

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Mark Smith: Check your prejudice – Glasgow’s drug room is the start of something new

Today’s the day, or at least it should have been. The UK’s first drug consumption room was due to open in Glasgow this week but it’s been pushed...

21.10.2024 20

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Mark Smith: It may be time to admit the truth about the A9

Next time you’re stuck behind slow-moving traffic on the A9, do not clench your teeth, do not swear, and do not, for heaven’s sake, attempt a...

19.10.2024 9

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Mark Smith: Let’s be honest about Alex Salmond: what made him also destroyed him

Everyone is talking about their last encounter with Alex Salmond so I’ll do it too. It was late last year, we talked on the phone a couple of times,...

14.10.2024 10

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Mark Smith: The Scots who love Badenoch and Jenrick

I remember the day an English person I used to work with who doesn’t speak to me anymore found out that I am not left-wing. “You’re not...

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Mark Smith: We should all be worried about Scotland’s use of facial recognition

The fact the police could do something in the name of solving crime doesn’t mean they should. The police could, if we allowed them to, fingerprint...

07.10.2024 20

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Mark Smith: I’m partial to a Dobbies now and then - but why are they in trouble?

Let’s drop everything and go to a garden centre; it always ends well. Two of the best? Gemmell’s in Ayrshire and McLaren’s near Glasgow, and...

05.10.2024 5

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Mark Smith: Byres Road has a message for Glasgow. But are we listening?

If you think you know Byres Road, I recommend you do what I’ve just done and take a stroll along it with Barclay Price. Barclay is an author and...

30.09.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Everyone calm down: seagulls are not the threat you think they are It’s funny how they always use the language of war. “Living in fear”. “Attack”. “Bombardment”. They also say that we should get them before they get us. It’s probably why, of all the species on this planet, human beings are by far my least favourite.

It’s funny how they always use the language of war. “Living in fear”. “Attack”. “Bombardment”. They also say that we should get them...

28.09.2024 8

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Mark Smith: ‘We deserve better’: the shocking side-effects of the ferry fiasco

I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you how awful the Scottish ferry fiasco has been – the delays, the over-runs, the over-spends – but what we...

23.09.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Is this really the best building in Scotland?

I’m in the Gorbals and the first person I bump into is Monica from New York. She’s visiting Scotland for a while and has come for a wander round...

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Mark Smith: Admit it: ten years of Yes has been good for us

Everyone’s talking about the 10th anniversary of the 2014 referendum and because I’m easily led, I’m going to do it too, and for the purposes of...

16.09.2024 10

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Mark Smith: I now use a private GP and dentist. How long before you do too?

I’m not particularly proud to say this, and it’s taken a while and it’s been a bit of a struggle to be honest, but I appear to be out of the...

14.09.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Is this normal? I’m starting to like John Swinney

Is it just me or does Scotland feel a bit 1990s just now? I watch John Swinney, I speak to people in the SNP, I see the predictions for the next...

09.09.2024 9

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Mark Smith: I am not proud to be British

There was new research this week which found that British national pride has declined sharply in the last ten years or so. The number of Brits who...

07.09.2024 10

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Mark Smith: ‘At last, it’s Govan’s turn’: what Glasgow’s new bridge could really do

I’m going to be honest here: when I first saw the new bridge going up between Govan and Partick, I wasn’t happy. The project includes a new plaza...

02.09.2024 5

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Mark Smith: Brain not heart – the better way to win independence

Ten years since the independence referendum. So what do I remember? Watching Gordon Brown in Kilmarnock doing one of his last-minute, save-the-Union...

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Mark Smith: Why does Glasgow have such a problem with traffic lights?

People are never asking me how I come up with the ideas for my columns so I’ll tell you: I come up with the ideas for my columns when I’m sitting...

26.08.2024 5

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Mark Smith: Scotland’s help for the women of Afghanistan is not enough

You may have seen the hopeful pictures the other day of a group of female medical students newly arrived in Scotland from Afghanistan. You may have...

24.08.2024 8

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Mark Smith: Your council tax is about to go up. There is an alternative

There was talk over the weekend about the rise in council tax that’s inevitably coming when the current freeze – announced last year by Humza...

19.08.2024 6

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Mark Smith: What Blair's PR man told me about the future of politics I know, you know, he knows that Alastair Campbell is not a man people feel neutral about. Mention his name to friends and family, as I did when I was preparing to interview him the other day, and you get smile or snarl. Smile means they’re probably a fan of The Rest is Politics podcast; snarl means you-know-what: Blair, Iraq, WMD, 45 minutes.

I know, you know, he knows that Alastair Campbell is not a man people feel neutral about. Mention his name to friends and family, as I did when I was...

17.08.2024 8

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Mark Smith: Move to the centre of Glasgow? Is that really a good idea?

You didn’t ask but here’s my story: I moved to Glasgow in the 1990s and my first thought was: this rain, is it normal? I lived in Finnieston...

12.08.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Are you up for the new battle of Bannockburn?

We know the risk to the buildings in Glasgow because we can see it for ourselves. The flames shooting out of the terrace on Carlton Place this week....

10.08.2024 10

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Mark Smith: The battle of Wyndford is over. It is not good news

Glaswegians are used to the sound of an explosion and a building being turned into rubble and dust. You may remember 2014 when there were plans to...

05.08.2024 5

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Mark Smith: A trip to the worst council area in Scotland

We all know things aren’t going well for councils in Scotland and that they’re about to get worse with the bin strikes, but the question is how...

03.08.2024 5

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Mark Smith: 'Writing’s on the wall for greyhound racing'. But what about the horses?

The writing is on the wall for greyhound racing according to an MSP who’s introduced a bill to ban the sport and maybe he’s right although I have...

29.07.2024 10

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Mark Smith: We will not fix Glasgow until we fix the bins

The man who fitted my dishwasher the other week used to work on the bins in Glasgow and told me how one day – in a story revealing him to be the...

22.07.2024 8

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Mark Smith: Can you see it yet? The contradiction at the heart of the SNP

It’s such a pity the word independence has no Rs in it because Stephen Flynn is good at Rs. He takes his time over them. They rattle and rev in his...

20.07.2024 5

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Mark Smith: How tall should Glasgow be? Much, much taller

Quick memory. 1996 or thereabouts. I’m standing in the old Daily Record building near the Kingston Bridge in Glasgow. Top floor: above the bridge,...

15.07.2024 10

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Mark Smith: Come on England! How I became an English football fan

England are through to their second successive European Championship final and play Spain on Sunday evening. So who should Scots fan support? Here...

12.07.2024 5

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Mark Smith: What this remarkable map of Scotland tells us about who we really are

Has everything changed? The numbers say so: SNP down from 48 to 9. Labour up from 1 to 37. The headlines say so: “Keir Starmer wants new positive...

08.07.2024 20

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Mark Smith: Deep down, this result is good news for the SNP

This is weird. Labour has won, the Tories and the SNP have lost, and Liz Truss has been rightly punished for putting up my mortgage. So why don't I...

05.07.2024 9

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Mark Smith: The Scots without votes. This is getting serious now

May the 22nd. Rishi Sunak, sans umbrella, announces the date of the election and John Swinney, all nice and dry indoors, says that calling it during...

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