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So Brewdog bore James Watt is 'heartbroken' for staff and investors. Aye, right

So Brewdog bore James Watt is 'heartbroken' for staff and investors. Aye, right

James Watt and BrewDog represent the worst excesses of millennial hustle culture and performative rebellion. Their ambition-over-ethics approach would...

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This is a once in a generation chance to get rid of the M8 in Glasgow - let's grab it

This is a once in a generation chance to get rid of the M8 in Glasgow - let's grab it

Transport Scotland has not given fair weight to what removing the M8 through Glasgow could mean for the city, writes Herald columnist Marissa...

26.02.2026 8

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Dear, Glasgow: Why can't we even agree on where the west end and south side are?

What does our constant debate around whether an area is south side or west end say about Glasgow, asks Marissa MacWhirter If I close my eyes and...

19.02.2026 10

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I love living in Glasgow - but these monstrosities are ruining it

In the name of progress, is Glasgow just becoming a boring city for students and bankers? asks columnist Marissa MacWhirter From the best seat in...

13.02.2026 3

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Scottish airport drop-off fees were already a rip off. Now they're getting even worse

Glasgow and Aberdeen Airport drop-off fees are just a rip-off, writes columnist Marissa MacWhirter. This week, aviation firm AGS announced it...

06.02.2026 2

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I tried an Admin Night with my pals - and the latest trend didn't go well

In an effort to save money, corporations and every level of government have automated their duty to assist us, poor mortals, to such an extent that we...

30.01.2026 4

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University of Glasgow's trigger warning for students on Frankenstein is embarrassing

The content advice is not really censorship or brainwashing, but when they are put on everything from Frankenstein to Harry Potter, it makes the...

24.01.2026 10

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Ignore the cynics, the new autistic Barbie is a very good thing

Ignore the backlash, the new autistic Barbie is a step in the right direction for representation, writes Herald Columnist Marissa MacWhirter. ...

16.01.2026 5

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The internet is a burning rubbish heap, and young people are averting their eyes

The internet is a terrible place. Here's why columnist Marissa MacWhirter is abandoning the burning pile of rubbish we call modern cyberspace in...

10.01.2026 10

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This Glasgow shopping centre must be torn down - here's why

St Enoch Centre will not be demolished, the new director confirmed. This is a mistake, writes Herald columnist Marissa MacWhirter. In the...

01.01.2026 6

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Can Gen Z romantics save us all from the dating hellscape of 2026?

We are all done with dating apps and love being embarrassing. Romance is coming back in 2026, writes columnist Marissa MacWhirter To be single...

12.12.2025 7

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Dr Beth Upton is the real winner in the Sandie Peggie tribunal ruling

Employment judge Sandy Kemp has dismissed claims NHS nurse Sandie Peggie made against her transgender colleague, Dr Beth Upton. In a victory for Dr...

10.12.2025 20

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No public funds on Commonwealth Games, unless it's a networking salon for elites

Spending £150,000 of public money when you assured Scotland you wouldn't is bad, but spending it on a Scotsman Group venue might be worse, writes...

06.12.2025 4

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Why can't Glasgow pull off a spectacular winter event?

Glasgow City Council has dropped the ball when it comes to civic events in the autumn and winter, leaving GlasGLOW the only game in town, writes ...

29.11.2025 8

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Has this selfish stunt just made the Duke of Wellington's cone meaningful again?

When people take an iconic act of Glasgow's civil disobedience and turn it into a mindless act of self-promotion, it reminds us all why the Duke of...

21.11.2025 6

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Why everyone loves to laugh at the Stockbridge small-plates glitterati

What does it mean to be cool? Columnist Marissa MacWhirter asks if we have reached post-irony, and if following the herd is finally in vogue ...

14.11.2025 6

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Trans people are not a threat to women - but I will tell you what is

The time, energy and money spent protecting the definition of “woman” would be better spent advocating for the vital and crumbling network of...

07.11.2025 9

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M&S is leaving another Scots high street- is it the death of the middle-class dream?

In the wake of the news that Marks & Spencer is leaving another Scottish high street, columnist Marissa MacWhirter asks what it means for the...

31.10.2025 6

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Why I’m obsessed with the Kira Cousins and Bonnie Leigh story

The story of Kira Cousins has wider implications in a society that persistently undermines women's health concerns, writes Herald columnist Marissa...

25.10.2025 8

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Racist comments and gyrating in front of celebrities? Come on HES, we deserve better

You would be forgiven for thinking the antics inside of Historic Environment Scotland were tales from a new Armando Iannucci series, writes Marissa...

17.10.2025 5

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How self-care became shorthand for self-indulgence

Stop 'protecting your peace' and make time for your friends, writes Herald columnist Marissa MacWhirter. Why is everyone talking about how...

10.10.2025 7

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Call me performative if you want, but I refuse to stop reading in public

Reading was on the rise, but TikTok has now branded the act of flipping through a book in public as "performative". But if posting about reading...

03.10.2025 6

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Local community councils are key in the fight against fake news

Community councils are more than just bitter feuds between neighbours, writes Herald columnist Marissa MacWhirter . They are the strongest antidote...

26.09.2025 5

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Banning Bonnie Blue and her disgusting Bang Bus would be a mistake

Moral panic over Bonnie Blue's Bang Bus comes across as political virtue signalling, writes Herald columnist Marissa MacWhirter . It is better to...

20.09.2025 20

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Glasgow wants to sell itself to the world — but can it dodge the tourist tat?

Glasgow is not filled with tourist tat shops, but it could be. Glasgow City Council has bowed to business leaders to form the Destination Marketing...

12.09.2025 7

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Save us from the puritan left-wing protesters who put Scotland's arts sector at risk

Puritanical politics are putting Scotland's rich arts sector at risk, writes Herald columnist Marissa MacWhirter A blurry video of three people...

05.09.2025 10

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Who will staunch the flow of fake Labubus now?

The decline in the number of trading standards officers in Scotland puts consumer safety at risk, says Herald columnist Marissa MacWhirter  It...

29.08.2025 10

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Delays, angry locals, and green slime: How not to develop housing

Once a sentimental place where people said goodbye to their loved ones, the old Victoria Infirmary has been transformed into a dizzying liminal space...

23.08.2025 8

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This discriminatory age wage gap is exploiting Gen Z workers - and I'm sick of it

The pungent stench of fried noodles, congealed curry sauce, and fish was clinging to my hair, my polo top, my skin, and my nostrils when I found out I...

16.08.2025 10

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'How Spider-Man made me late for work'

The sight of our Scottish streets draped in Americana would usually turn my stomach. Akin to finding the dripping black shrink-wrapped cucumber...

09.08.2025 4

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I don't need to be diagnosed with ADHD, social media has done that already Though I have never been diagnosed with ADHD (or autism, another strand of neurodivergent memes beloved by my Explore page), social media has convinced me that I have it.

It has been an hour and a half, and the page is still blank, the clock ticking. The little numbers in the corner of my screen mutate every time I...

01.08.2025 20

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Is it now compulsory to bankrupt your friends on hen or stag dos abroad? Hen dos, stag dos, and big birthdays seem to revolve around creating content for social media. But unless you are footing the bill for your swanky, self-indulgent getaway, you should get your head checked.

If you boarded a plane to Europe this summer and the rear section was not populated by the chittering of hens in matching cowboy hats or the hollering...

25.07.2025 10

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Delays, cramped seats and never-ending fees: Does flying need to be so awful?

It is only a matter of time before budget airlines start charging us for the air we breathe at 30,000 feet. Once a glamorous (albeit elitist)...

18.07.2025 7

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What do people hope to gain by painting neighbourhood as needle-infested hell hole? Marissa MacWhirter asks why some politicians are twisting the narrative in Calton about the safer drug consumption room to suit their own goals - despite a plethora of exciting developments in and around the area

Last month, I spent an hour walking around Calton in Glasgow to visit sites popular among intravenous drug users. With a local resident and the...

06.07.2025 10

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Glasgow is failing music fans with shambolic public transport - and it is mortifying

The air was sticky and hot in Paris when I arrived last week on the first official night of summer. It was June 21, La Fête de la Musique. The...

28.06.2025 10

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What does an abuser playing Scotland's national stadium say about us?

It had not quite registered that Scotland’s national stadium would play host to one of the most notorious woman beaters of my generation because...

20.06.2025 10

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The economy might be sinking faster than the Titanic but at least we'll be beautiful

The economy reversing backwards with no tyres on serendipitously coincided with the opening of a new make up mecca. Businesses are cutting jobs...

13.06.2025 20

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Build skyscrapers as tall as you want, just please stop building eyesores Glasgow's skyline could change forever thanks to the new Tall Buildings Design Guide with "no cap" on skyscraper height. Is that a good thing?

There is a utopian version of Glasgow consistently peddled in renderings by developers and planners. The sun is always shining, the streets are clean,...

06.06.2025 9

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Would you ask ChatGPT for dating advice? I did. Here is what it said Like Dorothy Parker, I have an anxious attachment style. But instead of looking to God for answers, what if I asked a chatbot?

Please, God, let him telephone me now. Dear God, let him call me now. I won't ask anything else of you, truly I won't. It isn't very much to ask. It...

30.05.2025 10

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'It shouldn't be illegal for men to buy sex' - Ash Regan bill makes no sense Alba MSP Ash Regan introduced her Prostitution Bill this week, which would see the buying of sex criminalised and the selling of sexual services decriminalised. So would it help or hinder women's safety?

Serial killer Robert Pickton’s trial started in 2006, when I was 11. In the 1990s, women, mostly sex workers, had started to go missing from the...

23.05.2025 10

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Manhattan's West Village Girl plague has already spread to Scotland The highly anticipated Global Airlines A380 flight to New York may have just taken off, but thanks to TikTok, Manhattan's West Village Girl plague has already spread to Glasgow.

It happened, like most things, slowly and all at once. It only became clear that the trickle-down effect had fully actualised when I passed a new...

16.05.2025 20

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Our high streets are dying as butchers, bakers and candlestick makers close

One of my favourite ways to spend a day off in the sunshine is strolling around one of Glasgow’s neighbourhood high streets. It could be somewhere...

10.05.2025 20

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Can this built heritage war room save a crumbling Glasgow?

Last week, inside the only church designed by Charles Rennie Mackintosh, an impressive war room gathered. The mission? Save our built heritage, once...

02.05.2025 7

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We should close the Clyde Tunnel - here's why

For a very long time, I was convinced that traffic lights were operated by little men. As a child, I would peer into the drain while waiting for the...

26.04.2025 10

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You’ve got to admire the absurdity: champagne bar shows what Glasgow’s all about

This week, Glasgow’s voco Grand Central Hotel debuted an exclusive outdoor champagne bar in partnership with Veuve Clicquot. It’s constructed from...

18.04.2025 20

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Is going to university just a huge waste of time and money? I am afraid to say it is

Student loan payments are just another income tax slapped on young people. It’s something that a professor said to me on the phone this week when we...

11.04.2025 10

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Have football fans and students cursed this drinking and dining destination?

There is a sense of adventure that rises up within me when I discover a new place. Especially one that has been lurking for years beneath my nose in a...

04.04.2025 10

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Local dramas in one of Scotland's most coveted areas have to be seen to be believed

Welcome to the beautiful south side of Glasgow. Gorgeous blonde sandstone tenements, leafy streets, segregated cycle lanes, community-run back lanes...

28.03.2025 20

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Here's why we will all be spending the summer along the River Clyde

There is something special about March sunshine. It seems to come out of nowhere, violently grabbing me by the shoulders and shaking me until I...

21.03.2025 20

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Why is a Glasgow community going to the United Nations to get a supermarket? Residents in Glasgow's Castlemilk have been fighting for years to get a supermarket in their area. What is going on?

The first time I stepped into an Iceland, I was blown away. It was like something out of an episode of The Simpsons. The endless rows of brightly...

15.03.2025 10

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