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Stairway to Drebin

Stairway to Drebin

Only the Police Squad detective could figure out this mystery. Picture Ahmed and Abdul. They are cousins living outside of Jericho. They work on a...

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Make the Law Favor the Law-Abiding

Make the Law Favor the Law-Abiding

Laws are never perfect. They can either benefit good citizens or criminals. Before U.S. Airways was gobbled up by American Airlines, it used to run...

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How Do You Hide Massive Engine Thrust?

How Do You Hide Massive Engine Thrust?

The story was given away because there is no way to hide it. One evening long ago, we looked up to the heavens and saw some unusual things. There...

27.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Mommunism

Mommunism

Why are white, liberal women an engine of destruction? Professor Gad Saad has fled Canada for the greener pastures of Ole Miss. He has contributed...

26.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Wanting Good vs. Wanting Power

Wanting Good vs. Wanting Power

Oftentimes things that look similar are worlds apart. I remember as a kid the MLB All-Star Game. The players would line up on the first and third base...

25.10.2026 8

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Society: If You Can Keep It

Society: If You Can Keep It

Our bustling cities and countries are susceptible to destruction over days, not decades. “Climate change” apparently did like Greta and moved over...

24.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

WNBA: A Joke of a League

WNBA: A Joke of a League

Virtually everything that is wrong with our left-leaning part of the country can be found in the supposed basketball league. How do you make a WNBA...

22.10.2026 8

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The Amazing Mr. Musk

The Amazing Mr. Musk

The entrepreneur put on a tour de force before the world. In much of life, timing is everything, and sometimes my timing is lousy. I wrote a piece...

21.10.2026 9

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Hey, Buddy, Could You Spare a Couple Thousand Votes?

Hey, Buddy, Could You Spare a Couple Thousand Votes?

The wild and wacky world of Israeli politics. American and Israeli voting generally does not occur at the same time. This year, Israel’s national...

20.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Brain Rot in Real Time

Brain Rot in Real Time

Charlie Kirk was right. I regret that I was less aware of Charlie Kirk before he was assassinated. Sure, I had seen some videos and had heard several...

19.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Good News: Islam Lost

It may sound wrong, but just give me a few minutes of your time. One of my favorite movie scenes comes from Night at the Museum. The little figures...

18.10.2026 10

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The Law Seems to Be Breaking Out All Over

Is America going back to being a law-abiding society? I think that I saw an opening for Queen of Mogadishu, and Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar (MN-5) might...

17.10.2026 10

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They Just Want Us to Fade Away

A classic American story is turned on its head because of… the Jews Since CIA honcho George Tenet told the White House that it was a slam dunk that...

15.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Things We Said Yesterday

Feeling that the past was better is not a good sign for society. Memory is an interesting area of research. How do molecules and/or electrical...

14.10.2026 9

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What You Wish for the Jews Is What You'll Get Yourself

Thinking that the Muslims want to stick it to Israel and the Jews and leave you and your daughters alone is wishful thinking. If the protests in the...

13.10.2026 10

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Job Description: Jew

I remember years ago seeing a short video of ducklings born indoors. They had never been outside in their lives when researchers put the shadow of an...

12.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Elon and the Rest

One man stands head and shoulders above his competition. Imagine being a 25-year-old, 6’5” guy who goes by the local park. There you see...

11.10.2026 10

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Anything but the Facts, Ma'am

The hocus-pocus of modern society. Some people are blessed with the gift of the gab, while others have the knack for the keyboard. Long before I wrote...

10.10.2026 10

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We've Forgotten What Made Us Great

What is normal in societies that have gone mad? When I was at Harvard so long ago, I tried to imagine life at the university 300 years earlier....

08.10.2026 10

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The French Are Toast

France is beginning its death spiral — and the events are its own doing. Did you ever have a teammate who you couldn’t stand? You know, the center...

07.10.2026 10

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Zero-Track Mind

Some people base all of their views on a single defective principle. In 1989, I made my first visit to Israel. As part of a busy trip from north to...

06.10.2026 10

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Relitigating History

What ultimately is the “Free Palestine” movement? We have the general view that history is in the past, where it should stay. Many books and...

05.10.2026 10

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About That Cockpit Door...

On which side of the barrier is our biggest risk? One of my favorite voices as I became more conservative in my thinking was Mark Steyn. Just as I...

04.10.2026 10

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It Isn't Racist to Not Want to Die

Facts don’t have to be warm and friendly to keep you alive. One of science's biggest challenges is separating an experiment from its...

03.10.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Did Someone Order a Plate of Miracles?

What happened over the Saudi desert is one for the books. I started my article yesterday by noting that Israelis are happy people. I did not know that...

01.10.2026 10

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Something Strange Happened on the Way to the Genocidal Apartheid

Israelis are a happy people. When we were growing up, our family vacations revolved around my dad’s chemistry conventions. Wherever the chemists...

30.09.2026 10

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Returning the Favor

The war against Iran takes on literally biblical proportions. One of the advantages that an Israeli child has over his counterpart in other countries...

29.09.2026 10

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Privilege, Baloney

The more one has, the more he has to give back. Much of the Left’s program is similar to that of its commie predecessors in China and Russia. There...

28.09.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

The Least Bad Option

Western countries, including the US, will have to make a choice. A long time ago, I saw an interview with an Air Force pilot. He described simulator...

27.09.2026 10

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Alan Joseph Bauer

Toda

If I have accomplished nothing with my hundreds of Townhall articles, at least I taught some people a few words in Hebrew. “Toda” in Hebrew means...

26.09.2026 20

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A Time to Pander

Politicians have decided to abandon truth and pander to their growing and aggressive Muslim populations. What if someone tells a lie and everyone...

24.09.2026 10

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Wouldn't It Be Nice

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could learn the easy way? Everybody knows Top Gun the movie, but maybe only half know that the Navy Fighter Weapons School...

23.09.2026 10

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Not So Holy Mackerel

The rapper who goes by the name Macklemore (or less) is a perfect representative of the loser artistic class of our age. Benjamin Hammond Haggerty...

22.09.2026 10

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We Will Have to Fight Until Unconditional Surrender

The left-Islam axis is no less of a threat to the future of the West than was the Nazi-Japanese axis. The demand for unconditional surrender from the...

20.09.2026 20

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American Professionalism

The 60 Minutes interview with an F-15 Weapons Systems Officer (WSO), DUDE 44 Bravo, shows incredible professionalism throughout the United States...

19.09.2026 20

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Just Dreaming (JD) Vance

The current vice president is on the glide slope to becoming like his best buddy, Tucker Carlson. While Harvard turned itself into an anti-Jewish...

17.09.2026 20

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The Naza Lies

No Jew is more beloved in the world than one who turns against his people. Being Jewish comes about according to Jewish law in one of two ways: having...

16.09.2026 10

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Ismail Voldemort

The religion whose name you cannot mention. I don’t personally know Laura Loomer. From her posts, I can learn a couple of things that I believe are...

15.09.2026 10

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Welcome to Saudi Afraidia!

The kingdom in the sand shows that it has no ability to defeat the drug-addled Houthis in Yemen. The American relationship with Saudi Arabia goes back...

14.09.2026 20

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All They Need Is Love

Well, maybe they still need other things as well. When Bill Ackman was in Tel Aviv, he ended his talk with a discussion of the NY school that his...

13.09.2026 20

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How Israel Really Works

Synergy between Jews and Arabs is what makes Israel work. When I used to find myself in New York, I enjoyed walking the streets of Manhattan early in...

10.09.2026 10

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Ed Middleman

The British foreign secretary is the latest in a long line of self-hating Jews. There is a terrible dream that I have every now and then. It’s a...

09.09.2026 10

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The Ultraorthodox World Is Not Monolithic

A short history of modern Judaism. Donald Trump recently met with a group of ultraorthodox rabbis. Before we get to that meeting, let’s do some...

08.09.2026 10

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25 Years Later and We Need to Talk Truth

Nothing has changed for the better with respect to the Religion of Peace. I personally do not believe that facts can be racist. If blacks have an...

07.09.2026 20

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The Two-State Delusion

There can only be one state, and for the safety of the Western world, it had better be Israel. What land belongs to whom? During the Ottoman Empire,...

06.09.2026 20

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OK, JD, Have It Your Way

The sitting vice-president can’t separate himself from views that he also shares. Do you remember the famous “slap” at the Academy Awards? Will...

05.09.2026 30

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Genoslide

The absolute need for a lie against the Jews and Israel. In the distant past, say a few decades ago, arguments were made, won or lost on facts. The...

03.09.2026 10

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Medicine and the Nonsense of 'Blood Libels'

Would you trust your life with this man? Recently, I had to be knocked out for a brief medical procedure. It’s apparently the only way to prevent me...

02.09.2026 10

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JD's Political Instincts

Very bright guy; not necessarily a very good politician. Americans have tended to remain somewhat Puritan in their expectations of politicians. Gary...

01.09.2026 10

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The Greatest Generation and the Pro Bowl

Like a buoy on the water, people rise and fall as per the needs of the moment. Humans are amazing at how much we can get done when we need to....

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