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Everyone's in on It

Everyone's in on It

Everyone is getting in on the Iran bombing campaign. Twelve O’clock High was a movie that was later spun into a TV series. The producers had...

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Anchors Away!

Anchors Away!

After 81 years, a U.S. hunter-killer sub torpedoes an enemy surface combatant. The fact that the United States Navy went 81 years without firing a...

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So, What Is Normal?

So, What Is Normal?

I don’t know if I have an answer to that question. Oftentimes, we do not appreciate until later—much later—how good we had it. If someone like...

05.03.2026 0

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The Iranian Two-Step

The Iranian Two-Step

The missile barrages now have their own pattern and protocol, though the number of alerts has been going down daily. On Sunday, an Iranian missile hit...

04.03.2026 3

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I Hate You More Than I Love Them

I Hate You More Than I Love Them

Our former heroes on the Right have made up their mind: they hate Israel more than they love the United States. Imagine going to a restaurant and...

03.03.2026 2

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Townhall Is Unique

Townhall Is Unique

People lie or obfuscate when they don’t have a good argument. I am humbly and thankfully not perfect. The summer before my first year of high...

03.03.2026 10

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Punctuated Living

Punctuated Living

We live in an age where we no longer share the same reality. I thought that the war would start sometime after 10 PM on Friday. That would correspond...

02.03.2026 10

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Candace Carlson

Candace Carlson

Back in the day, we had family friends who told us an interesting story. They were on a direct Chicago-Düsseldorf Lufthansa flight. As they were...

01.03.2026 10

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The Antisemitism Broken Record

13.02.2026 10

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Ingrates R’ Us

12.02.2026 3

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Technological Sweet Spot

11.02.2026 10

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When Canadians Were Actually Funny

10.02.2026 3

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Same Old, Same Old

09.02.2026 8

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The War on Warring

08.02.2026 5

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If Epstein Did Not Exist, They Would Have Had to Invent Him

06.02.2026 8

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Iran's Many Moving Parts

05.02.2026 7

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Patience, Folks, Patience

04.02.2026 10

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Billie Hellish

03.02.2026 6

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Make America America Again

02.02.2026 20

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The Gift That Keeps on Giving

01.02.2026 10

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Cultural Apocalypse

30.01.2026 30

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Cultural Apocalypse

30.01.2026 3

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Holocaust + 80

29.01.2026 10

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That’s Not Who We Are Except for Now

28.01.2026 6

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A Once-in-a-Lifetime Teachable Moment

27.01.2026 3

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Not All Pirates Are Somali

26.01.2026 10

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When We Choose to Fool Ourselves

25.01.2026 30

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Dr. Trump Visits the Sick Men of Europe

23.01.2026 7

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Welcome to the Old World Order

22.01.2026 20

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The Reality of the Middle East

21.01.2026 10

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America's Three-Party System

20.01.2026 7

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The Minnesota Monsters

19.01.2026 40

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Israel Misunderstood

18.01.2026 8

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The Bay of Figs

16.01.2026 10

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Tintin Was Deadly Wrong

15.01.2026 30

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Like Two Ships Passing in the Night

14.01.2026 10

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Something Doesn’t Add Up

13.01.2026 7

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Watching History Unfold

12.01.2026 6

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They Can Hate Israel All They Want

11.01.2026 30

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Should Capitalism Have Any Guardrails?

09.01.2026 50

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A Bigger Problem

08.01.2026 10

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Victory or Destruction

07.01.2026 20

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Donald Rorschach

06.01.2026 20

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Truth in Lies

05.01.2026 10

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Crunch Time in Iran and Beyond

04.01.2026 20

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Pritzker's Pretzels

02.01.2026 40

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Yeah, Culture Does Matter

01.01.2026 40

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Nobody Ever Gets Punished

31.12.2025 30

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Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt

30.12.2025 20

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Let's Be Honest

29.12.2025 30

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