The Biggest Losetit
Hilary Clinton will need a hall of shame all for herself.
One of the biggest challenges for people new to conversational Hebrew is the difference between male and female words. A male thief would be a ganav, while a female thief is a ganevet. Many words have been imported from English, including the word “loser”. Thus, Shimon Peres, after losing to Bibi Netanyahu, was crowned “melech ha’loserim,” which translates to “king of the losers”. Hilary Clinton is, in Hebrew, a loserit.
While her husband dated everyone in the phone book, she stuck with him to keep her last name Clinton and her political hopes alive. She lost to half-term senator Barack Obama and had to bide her time for eight whole years to run again. She was promised by her husband, Obama, and the party that 2016 would be hers. And she was given a former reality star as her competition. It’s like a fast guy going to the 100-meter sprint at the Olympics to see that his competitor has his shoes tied together. But the Republican won, and Clinton could not believe it. It was her destiny, and she blew it. Her campaign was insipid, and her performance left people wondering if she had a pulse. People had claimed that Hil and Bill had made a pact that they would both become presidents of the United States. And Orange Man had stopped her. And like Ricardo Montalban in the first Star Trek movie, Hilary was going to go out and take everyone with her. Only now are we formally learning of her malfeasance.
Not willing to go off into that good night, Hilary and her cabal invented a story of Donald Trump being a Russian plaything. President Obama was more than happy to rewrite intelligence reports with his personal Three Stooges of Brennan, Comey, and Clapper to destroy the new president’s term. There........
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