Lauren Sanchez Bezos can afford to buy the world. But she can’t get what she really wants

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The Met Gala? More like Meh Gala. It used to be camp. Now it’s content. Old hat and predictable. A phalanx of Kardashians, the one sad celeb whose idea of hitting the theme is a mega train, undies on show through sheer gowns like it’s revolutionary.

The one thing I do enjoy is seeing if that surgeon responsible for making half of Hollywood look like a trampoline with eyes has been working overtime. And this year, I was also looking forward to Lauren Sánchez Bezos’ get-up.

This is a woman who knows how to make a statement. White lace bra for a presidential inauguration, anyone? She rocked that “astronaut” catsuit for last year’s all-female “space mission”. It’s the “Latin, Latin, Latin” figure, she’s said. Plus her self-confessed willingness to dance on a table at lunch. People, we have a funster here.

Pre-gala, Loz did the prep. She and husband Jeff bought co-chair roles for a reported $US10 million ($13.9 million) donation. Lauren did the PR rounds too, including a New York Times profile so personal we learned her coffee mug reads “Woke Up Sexy as Hell Again” and that – at 56 –........

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