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Kate Halfpenny

Brisbane Times

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Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Being pregnant is to experience one guilty thought after another. We don’t need Donald Trump adding to that stress.

friday 10

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Being pregnant is to experience one guilty thought after another. We don’t need Donald Trump adding to that stress.

friday 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Being pregnant is to experience one guilty thought after another. We don’t need Donald Trump adding to that stress.

friday 10

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Mum guilt is so universal it inspired the name of my company

Being pregnant is to experience one guilty thought after another. We don’t need Donald Trump adding to that stress.

friday 9

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

Now we’ll see if Anthony Albanese can stand up for one of us and stare down the most powerful whinger on earth.

19.09.2025 40

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

Now we’ll see if Anthony Albanese can stand up for one of us and stare down the most powerful whinger on earth.

19.09.2025 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

Now we’ll see if Anthony Albanese can stand up for one of us and stare down the most powerful whinger on earth.

19.09.2025 10

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

With a wag of his finger, Trump has broken Australia’s most sacred rule

Now we’ll see if Anthony Albanese can stand up for one of us and stare down the most powerful whinger on earth.

19.09.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Maybe I’ve been married too long, but suddenly the phone has become inexplicably irresistible.

12.09.2025 10

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Maybe I’ve been married too long, but suddenly the phone has become inexplicably irresistible.

12.09.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Maybe I’ve been married too long, but suddenly the phone has become inexplicably irresistible.

12.09.2025 10

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Instead of pashing my husband I’m watching Jennifer Aniston with a blowdryer. I’m a phubber

Maybe I’ve been married too long, but suddenly the phone has become inexplicably irresistible.

12.09.2025 20

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

There’s something comedic about the grandad child-swap case, but it hurts my heart

I know that nannas would drive through walls for their beloved grandbabies, but they shouldn’t have to. It’s our failure that is putting so much...

05.09.2025 7

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

There’s something comedic about the grandad child-swap case, but it hurts my heart

I know that nannas would drive through walls for their beloved grandbabies, but they shouldn’t have to. It’s our failure that is putting so much...

05.09.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

There’s something comedic about the grandad child-swap case, but it hurts my heart

I know that nannas would drive through walls for their beloved grandbabies, but they shouldn’t have to. It’s our failure that is putting so much...

05.09.2025 10

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

There’s something comedic about the grandad child-swap case, but it hurts my heart

I know that nannas would drive through walls for their beloved grandbabies, but they shouldn’t have to. It’s our failure that is putting so much...

05.09.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Many celebrity couples are doomed. But Taylor-Travis will be different

After years of dating sensitive musicians and British actors, Taylor Swift went for the big dag who tackles people for a living. And I’m here for it.

29.08.2025 4

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Many celebrity couples are doomed. But Taylor-Travis will be different

After years of dating sensitive musicians and British actors, Taylor Swift went for the big dag who tackles people for a living. And I’m here for it.

29.08.2025 9

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Many celebrity couples are doomed. But Taylor-Travis will be different

After years of dating sensitive musicians and British actors, Taylor Swift went for the big dag who tackles people for a living. And I’m here for it.

29.08.2025 3

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Many celebrity couples are doomed. But Taylor-Travis will be different

After years of dating sensitive musicians and British actors, Taylor Swift went for the big dag who tackles people for a living. And I’m here for it.

29.08.2025 4

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

The AFL’s dithering over slur shows they’re not ready to embrace an Ian Roberts moment

I will lose it next time I hear “we’re wrapping our arms around” a bloke who behaves badly and then gets paid time off from his dream job to...

22.08.2025 6

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

The AFL’s dithering over slur shows they’re not ready to embrace an Ian Roberts moment

I will lose it next time I hear “we’re wrapping our arms around” a bloke who behaves badly and then gets paid time off from his dream job to...

22.08.2025 5

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

The AFL’s dithering over slur shows they’re not ready to embrace an Ian Roberts moment

I will lose it next time I hear “we’re wrapping our arms around” a bloke who behaves badly and then gets paid time off from his dream job to...

22.08.2025 7

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

The AFL’s dithering over slur shows they’re not ready to embrace an Ian Roberts moment

I will lose it next time I hear “we’re wrapping our arms around” a bloke who behaves badly and then gets paid time off from his dream job to...

22.08.2025 6

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

The sad Beckhams split is a reminder to be a cheer squad not a jury

The people your children bring home may seem a bit random, but loving them is an investment in your family.

15.08.2025 10

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

The sad Beckhams split is a reminder to be a cheer squad not a jury

The people your children bring home may seem a bit random, but loving them is an investment in your family.

15.08.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

The sad Beckhams split is a reminder to be a cheer squad not a jury

The people your children bring home may seem a bit random, but loving them is an investment in your family.

15.08.2025 40

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

The sad Beckhams split is a reminder to be a cheer squad not a jury

The people your children bring home may seem a bit random, but loving them is an investment in your family.

15.08.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Want to give great advice to your loved ones? Try these three words

Listening to my mum’s neurosurgeon, I went into a brief fugue state, thinking about how to condense a lifetime’s worth of knowledge into a soundbite.

08.08.2025 6

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Want to give great advice to your loved ones? Try these three words

Listening to my mum’s neurosurgeon, I went into a brief fugue state, thinking about how to condense a lifetime’s worth of knowledge into a soundbite.

08.08.2025 4

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Want to give great advice to your loved ones? Try these three words

Listening to my mum’s neurosurgeon, I went into a brief fugue state, thinking about how to condense a lifetime’s worth of knowledge into a soundbite.

08.08.2025 10

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Want to give great advice to your loved ones? Try these three words

Listening to my mum’s neurosurgeon, I went into a brief fugue state, thinking about how to condense a lifetime’s worth of knowledge into a soundbite.

08.08.2025 5

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Forget the debates, the Hottest 100 revealed a truth about Australians

The plan was not to spend Saturday listening to a music countdown, but I found myself making orange cake to These Days and hanging washing to Under...

01.08.2025 30

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Forget the debates, the Hottest 100 revealed a truth about Australians

The plan was not to spend Saturday listening to a music countdown, but I found myself making orange cake to These Days and hanging washing to Under...

01.08.2025 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Forget the debates, the Hottest 100 revealed a truth about Australians

The plan was not to spend Saturday listening to a music countdown, but I found myself making orange cake to These Days and hanging washing to Under...

01.08.2025 10

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Forget the debates, the Hottest 100 revealed a truth about Australians

The plan was not to spend Saturday listening to a music countdown, but I found myself making orange cake to These Days and hanging washing to Under...

01.08.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Who hasn’t cheated? I have. So why do we mock the Coldplaygate couple?

I live in real life, not on the Jumbotron. Like many others, I’ve been betrayed and a betrayer. I know what those early days feel like.

25.07.2025 10

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Who hasn’t cheated? I have. So why do we mock the Coldplaygate couple?

I live in real life, not on the Jumbotron. Like many others, I’ve been betrayed and a betrayer. I know what those early days feel like.

25.07.2025 10

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Who hasn’t cheated? I have. So why do we mock the Coldplaygate couple?

I live in real life, not on the Jumbotron. Like many others, I’ve been betrayed and a betrayer. I know what those early days feel like.

25.07.2025 50

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Who hasn’t cheated? I have. So why do we mock the Coldplaygate couple?

I live in real life, not on the Jumbotron. Like many others, I’ve been betrayed and a betrayer. I know what those early days feel like.

25.07.2025 10

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Wayne Carey was mayor of Grub Island, but this time I agree with him

We’ve all seen this Carey plot before, but what is the big deal with this viral video of him leaving a toilet? We should be more concerned about the...

18.07.2025 5

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Wayne Carey was mayor of Grub Island, but this time I agree with him

We’ve all seen this Carey plot before, but what is the big deal with this viral video of him leaving a toilet? We should be more concerned about the...

18.07.2025 3

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Wayne Carey was mayor of Grub Island, but this time I agree with him

We’ve all seen this Carey plot before, but what is the big deal with this viral video of him leaving a toilet? We should be more concerned about the...

18.07.2025 6

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Wayne Carey was mayor of Grub Island, but this time I agree with him

We’ve all seen this Carey plot before, but what is the big deal with this viral video of him leaving a toilet? We should be more concerned about the...

18.07.2025 6

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

If someone like Erin Patterson could do this, how well do we really know anyone?

Unlike Patterson, most of us don’t act on our worst impulses. But like her, we’re taken on appearances, and we all have our own secrets.

11.07.2025 40

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Bravo to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. It was vulgar but they did their wedding right

Why shouldn’t two people in love throw an ultra-decadent party for their second marriage? Who says second weddings have to be quietly dignified...

04.07.2025 10

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny

Bravo to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. It was vulgar but they did their wedding right

Why shouldn’t two people in love throw an ultra-decadent party for their second marriage? Who says second weddings have to be quietly dignified...

04.07.2025 20

The Sydney Morning Herald

Kate Halfpenny

Bravo to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. It was vulgar but they did their wedding right

Why shouldn’t two people in love throw an ultra-decadent party for their second marriage? Who says second weddings have to be quietly dignified...

04.07.2025 20

The Age

Kate Halfpenny

Bravo to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. It was vulgar but they did their wedding right

Why shouldn’t two people in love throw an ultra-decadent party for their second marriage? Who says second weddings have to be quietly dignified...

04.07.2025 8

Brisbane Times

Kate Halfpenny

Who’s your daddy? Anyone but Donald Trump, please

The minute geopolitics intersects with “daddy” as a term of endearment, we have officially entered end times.

27.06.2025 8

WA Today

Kate Halfpenny