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The Viral Ninja SLUSHi Is $90 Off Right Now—Piña Coladas Are In Your Near Future

Channel your inner Jimmy Buffett, and turn into a slushie every drink imaginable.

By Matt Jancer | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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You know the lyrics. I’m talking about the piña colada song, and its real title is Escape, by the way. Even if you find piña coladas repulsive (you monster), the idea of a cold, frozen drink as the temperatures soar toward 100 degrees has a universal allure.

What’s that, you say? You need some justification to rationalize purchasing a Ninja SLUSHi, even when it’s already down $90 from its usual retail price? Experts say it’s going to be a particularly hot summer. Why, you pretty much have to spend the warm months cooling down with a nice, frozen drink. It’s practically self care.

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