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This Sex Toy Basically Has ‘Cruise Control’ For Your Pleasure Center

This is a must-have for good head.

By Gigi Fong | Reviewed by Ysolt Usigan

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Imagine going to the spa, expecting a relaxing massage with relief… But instead, you’re given the most painfully deep massage you’ve ever witnessed. That’s what reviewing clit suckers has felt like 50% of the time, because some brands just don’t get it right. Like, was this designed to jackhammer my clit? Or sensually suck me off? About 2 years ago, the Womanizer Next Pleasure Air Clitoral Stimulator dropped, and I’ve been hoping to review but admittedly, the price has been deterring me. Well, we finally copped, and I was dying to put it to the test because of one anonymous review that stated this was the most realistic clit suction toy they’d ever used. Oh, and it’s allegedly whisper-quiet, which every brand looooves to brag about, but rarely ever achieves.

If you’re wondering if you’re two steps away from Dead Vagina Syndrome (a.k.a. buzzing your clit into numbness), you might enjoy this tidbit. Apparently, it starts off with a lower setting than most Womanizer toys and rises to an even higher level, too. It uses special tech called Climax Control that works like cruise control for your car—but for your climaxing. This, paired with 14 intensities, had me sat.

If you’re unfamiliar with the clit sucker hype and confused at my enthusiasm, here’s the tea. Womanizer created air technology that feels like suction on the clit. The thing is, with each new toy they release, the better the tech feels on the clit. The Next is allegedly the “next level” of orgasm, so… obvi we’ve been eager. 

TL;DR – My Quick Verdict

Its intensity is the selling point. The ability to get a gradual increase in stimulation so you don’t nut too quickly or overstimulate? Top tier. 

The Womanizer Next is one of those sex toys that will do it all if you love and only need clit stimulation. If you need a little penetration, this won’t get the job done, but it’ll still take you on a lil spin. I’ve felt every major brand’s clit suckers on me, and I can assure you this was next level. 

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