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Things We Hate and Love Online This Week

All the greats are making an appearance this week: Bob Dylan, David Hockney, ‘Eno’ the industrial humanoid robot with no head or legs…

By Adam Christopher Smith

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Welcome to Rated and Slated, the column that is terminally online so you don’t have to be.

Sometimes, I almost let myself believe that Timothée Chalamet is a normal person just like me. He gets overenthusiastic about team sports, enjoys wearing unflattering double denim outfits, inflicts his bad rapping on anyone who will listen…Then, I’m invariably served up a reminder of what a peculiar species the modern celebrity truly is. Case in point: this story about his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, surprising him with a private IMAX screening of Interstellar for his birthday. 

Timothée Chalamet reveals Kylie Jenner surprised him with a private IMAX screening of Interstellar for his birthday“I was grumpy on the way there cause I didn't know where she was taking me. I was like, ‘This is my birthday, why are we driving 30 minutes outside of LA?’”“I… pic.twitter.com/g17DG52e4L— Jack (@Jackkk) June 16, 2026

Timothée Chalamet reveals Kylie Jenner surprised him with a private IMAX screening of Interstellar for his birthday“I was grumpy on the way there cause I didn't know where she was taking me. I was like, ‘This is my birthday, why are we driving 30 minutes outside of LA?’”“I… pic.twitter.com/g17DG52e4L

Personally, seeing my own face enlarged to the size of an apartment building is not how I typically like to celebrate another year around the sun. I don’t know what would be more haunting, the looming spectacle of my 18-year-old visage preserved in cinematic eternity, or the eerie glimpse into a future where I end up becoming Casey Affleck. 

In the same interview, little Timothée tells another delightful anecdote about how, on his final day of filming the 2014 space blockbuster, a huge floater was left in the toilet of his trailer by Matthew McConaughey (who sits there the whole time, laughing maniacally with his preternaturally white teeth) as some kind of deeply grotesque Texan souvenir.

Timothée Chalamet reveals Matthew McConaughey took a shit in his trailer on his final day filming Interstellar“My last day on Interstellar I was very moved. I was sad to be leaving and I went in my trailer and I went in the bathroom and there was a huge turd in my toilet”“I… pic.twitter.com/Ilz2sRSrsH— Jack (@Jackkk) June 15, 2026

Timothée Chalamet reveals Matthew McConaughey took a shit in his trailer on his final day filming Interstellar“My last day on Interstellar I was very moved. I was sad to be leaving and I went in my trailer and I went in the bathroom and there was a huge turd in my toilet”“I… pic.twitter.com/Ilz2sRSrsH

So in the same spirit, here are a few stinking nuggets that the internet has dumped straight into my head........

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