Every morning I wake up, open the doors to my family tire-burning and tainted-meat-sales business and thank God for President Donald J. Trump.

We have learned that the Environmental Protection Agency is going to do away with its woke and anti-tire-fire-business belief that greenhouse gas emissions are a danger to human health. According to USA TODAY – which I don’t read – EPA head Lee Zeldin said getting rid of the “endangerment finding” of 2009 will “save Americans money and unravel two decades of regulation aimed at reducing carbon dioxide, methane and other greenhouse gases from cars, power plants, oil production and other sources.”

It’s about freakin’ time. I’ve been in the outdoor tire-burning business for more than two decades, and I know firsthand my burn pit’s emissions don’t present any health risks. My remaining half-lung is healthier........

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