I, for one, am beyond excited the U.S. Treasury is going to ignore stupid things like “laws” and “precedent” and “humility” and mint a $1 coin bearing the image of President Donald Trump.

The planned coin will be commemorative, presumably commemorating how everything is perfect now that Trump is president again! Perfect, as long as you disregard the fact that the government is shut down, National Guard troops are being dispatched to cities Trump doesn’t like, U.S. citizens are routinely being rounded up by masked and warrantless immigration agents, inflation and food prices are rising, electricity prices are rising, the job market is weak, the

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