It was a whirlwind weekend of failure for the Trump administration, but that didn’t stop President Donald Trump from having a great time at our expense.

On April 11, while Vice President JD Vance used his sparkling personality and boundless likability to fail at reaching a peace deal with Iran, the president was at a UFC fight in Miami with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, which makes perfect sense if you don’t care about anything.

On April 12, while the endorsements of Trump and Vance failed to help right-wing Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán win in the country’s general election, Trump was golfing in Florida, in between threats to use the U.S. Navy to block off the Strait of Hormuz, which, if you’re keeping score, has already been blocked by Iran.

Delightful! Life is fun when you never admit failure and nothing really matters!

Trump says gas prices aren't going down anytime soon

Showing his deep concern for Americans facing rising fuel and food prices thanks to a war nobody asked for, Trump called Fox News on April 12 and let everyone know that gas prices “could be the same or maybe a little bit higher” heading into the fall midterm elections.

All righty! That is not what Trump........

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