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Republicans have a problem with success, largely because we grew so unfamiliar with it in recent decades. Our recent run of success only began about 10 years ago when Donald Trump first took the helm, and it’s been up and down since then. But lately it’s been almost completely up. Except for the occasional tangent into self-defeating Epstein onanism, we have experienced pretty much nothing but wins for the last year or so as Trump watched the human eggplant running against him wander off stage, then the drunken trollop who replaced Grandpa Badfinger get broken and humiliated at the ballot box. Since his inauguration, it’s just been win, win, win. He’s neutered the Iranians, neutered inflation, neutered the Deep State, and would have neutered the Democrats if they had any external genitalia to remove.

So far, there’s only one promise Trump hasn’t kept. He promised we would get tired of all the winning. But we are not tired of all the winning.

So, how should we handle all the winning? After all, we’re not used to it. I’m one of those Republicans who came of age in the 1980s, which were just as awesome as the legends tell, but that was the last time we were scoring big on a regular basis. We had Ronald Reagan, a colossus standing astride American politics during our country’s most glorious decade. Lots of sissies, femboys, and other dorks channeling the bow-tied incel brand of George Will-style conservative wag their girlish fingers at us about how Ronald Reagan would never have supported all the things Trump is doing if he were still around. That’s nonsense. Reagan would be all in, and Trump wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the Gipper – something Donald Trump, who knew Ronald Reagan, would freely confirm. Without........

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