I am proud to unveil, for the first time, The Protocols of the Wreckers of Zion, a secret organization whose existence, until now, was known only to me.

Their inspiration is The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, the notorious antisemitic forgery purporting to reveal a Jewish plan for world domination. More than a century after its publication, some people still believe it is genuine. It is therefore only natural that an organization would emerge to thwart this sinister conspiracy. So, I imagined, or perhaps discovered, the Wreckers of Zion.

Alas, this first report about them will also be the last. This is because, having realized that Israel’s government is doing their work for them, they voted to dissolve their organization.

After three or four years without meeting, the organization’s leaders gathered once again at a secret location to discuss how best to foil those cunning Jews. The first speaker was an English historian of Zionism, who surprised everyone by arguing that their efforts had become unnecessary.

He began by explaining that the success of the mythical “Elders of Zion”........

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