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Harry and Meghan Flee US After ‘Bonkers’ First Amendment Got Their Knickers In A Twist

Markle plans to give out a homemade jar of jam for each week a Muslim migrant can go without raping someone.

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Prince Harry and award-winning Deal or No Deal briefcase girl Meghan Markle are fleeing the United States in fear for their lives, alleging the “bonkers” First Amendment called them names and made them cry.

“The First Amendment came wearing a MAGA hat, pounded on our front door, and asked what the skin tone of our babies were going to be. It’s literally the most racist racism I have ever experienced, and I should know — I grew up in Los Angeles. My neighbors were literally Klan members!” a makeup-caked, swimsuit-clad Markle said in a viral TikTok with millions of views aimed at cornering the market on thirst trap-contemplative internet content.

She was hocking her new trademarked camera filter “Meghan Sparkle” that makes dashiki cloth rainbows come out of your ears.

“We were just trying to live a quiet life, minding our own business. Why can’t everyone leave us alone?” she continued, launching the #LeaveMeghanAlone campaign.

Markle finally gave Harry permission to speak, and unclasped his........

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