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Greetings, Dear Reader,

Sitting in the Waldorf right now. Look at me, ma!

Wish I was at my desk, if I’m honest. I have this meeting here for big plans in the future, but it’s requiring me to write in the most uncomfortable chair imaginable.

3 SIGNS OF SOCIETAL COLLAPSE

“I saw changing consumer habits taking a leak behind a dumpster today.”

The meeting this quote came from is generally considered off the record. On the other hand, I know these guys well enough to know that I can grab a funny quote for my newsletter (as opposed to revealing inbound strategy on various goals).

What is a “changing consumer habit,” you might ask?

McDonald’s is apparently ending self-serve soda service, citing “changing consumer habits.” It’s the newest euphemism on the block. You........

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