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Daddy bombs Iran, spanks NATO, and somehow ends up the peacemaker

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27.06.2025

Fresh off dropping an F bomb on both Iran and Israel for blowing up the only ceasefire in history ever announced exclusively on his social media feed , US President Donald Trump hopped on his jet and headed straight to the NATO summit. Everyone wondered what mood he’d land in after crossing the Atlantic.

Apparently not feeling like rolling the dice, NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte wrote him a love letter in advance, suggesting that the scariest weapon of mass destruction for NATO is the American president’s mouth. “You are flying into another big success in The Hague. It was not easy but we’ve got them all signed onto five percent! Donald, you have driven us to a really, really important moment for America and Europe, and the world,” Rutte gushed. “You will achieve something NO American president in decades could get done. Europe is going to pay in a BIG way – as they should – and it will be your win.”

Hard to believe this guy was once the prime minister of the Netherlands. Oh, President Trump, way to really stick it to Europe! What a wonderful thing you’ve just done to make almost all of Europe subsidize the American military industrial complex to the tune of 5% of their GDP!

Back when Trump first started hounding Europe to cough up 2.5% of their GDP for defense, European leaders rolled........

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