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In the White House's Retro Arcade Games, the Trump Administration Always Loses

In MAGAfied versions of Tapper and Tetris, the seed oils will eventually get through and the border wall will be breached.

Christian Britschgi | 9.4.2026 1:45 PM

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(Credit: Photo: The White House. Illustration: Fatima Ruiz/Midjourney.)

If your legal status in this country isn't dependent on keeping your job, you might want to run out the clock this Friday afternoon by playing the minigames on offer at the White House's new online arcade.

These government-issued games are essentially MAGA reskins of old 2D classics.

There's Rio Run, a Snake-like game where a suit-wearing enforcer collects as many brown-skinned border crossers as possible into a chain behind him while attempting to avoid collision with the borders of the game and his own captives.

Once players have had their fill of active border enforcement, they can transition to Build the Wall, essentially the Trump........

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