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Classic monsters and modern kids

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27.10.2026

On a misty Halloween night, the legendary Count Dracula, the Wolf Man, and Frankenstein’s Monster emerged from the shadows of an abandoned manor. They were sick of being relegated to kid-friendly animated movies. Tonight, they would remind humanity of true, gothic horror.

“Observe,” Dracula hissed, adjusting his high-collared cape. “We shall terrorize those children sorting candy under the street lamp. They will weep!”

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The Wolf Man let out a terrifying howl that echoed through the suburb. Frankenstein’s Monster groaned, stomping his heavy boots.

They descended upon a trio of preteens dressed as ordinary teenagers (which terrified their parents).

Dracula blocked their path, bared his fangs, and spoke in a grave-cold voice:

“I am Count Dracula! I have come to drink your blood!”

Instead of screaming, a girl whipped out her........

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