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If zodiac signs had dating profiles, this is what they’d say

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08.08.2025

Dating profiles can be tricky, but what if zodiac signs had their own? Would Scorpio leave a mysterious one-liner? Would Sagittarius promise adventure? Let’s swipe through the zodiac and find out!

Bio: “Swipe right if you can keep up! Always on the go, always up for an adventure. Let’s turn our first date into a spontaneous road trip. Bonus points if you like a little friendly competition!”
Hobbies: Extreme sports, last-minute plans, proving people wrong.
Red Flag: Might challenge you to a race… in everything.

Bio: “Foodie, nap enthusiast, and your future cuddle buddy. Looking for someone who loves slow mornings, deep conversations, and great food. Will spoil you endlessly if you’re worth it.”
Hobbies: Fine dining, binge-watching comfort shows, collecting scented candles.
Red Flag: Will pick a restaurant based on vibes, not distance.

Bio: “Fluent in sarcasm and fun facts. Can hold a conversation about literally anything. One minute, I’m your deep philosopher; the next, I’m sending you memes at 3 AM.”
Hobbies: Talking, texting, overthinking,........

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