Sunday. The 83rd Golden Globe Awards. On CBS if you can recall that. Or whatever’s in your unwashed palm. Airing live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

America the beautiful. Sweet land of liberty. Of thee I sing. Land where our fathers died. Land of the pilgrims pride. Right.

Once the great CBS with the ­18-karat great Walter Cronkite. Dan Rather. Edward R. Murrow. We had stockings then. Panties. Even garter belts. And before mayoral toys like de Blasio and his wife the maybe cashier. And then there was Eric the hirer of friends and our new Crapdammy. Pre him most of us even spoke English.

Back then: Best picture — “Gandhi.” Biggest movie — “Star Wars.” Hotshot movie names — Dustin Hoffman, Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino, Robert Preston, Meryl Streep. And movie theaters like Paramount, Capital, Radio City, Roxy, Loews anything. And today’s biggie film names like........

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