Below is a transcript of Russia President Vladimir Putin’s appearance on “The Price is Right.”

[Host] Drew Carey: President Putin, thank you so much for allowing us to do The Price is Right here at Moscow’s Bolshoi Theatre, home of the world-famous Bolshoi Ballet. It’s a real honor, sir. Great crowd! [Cheers]

Vladimir Putin: The honor’s all mine, Drew. I’ve dreamed of being a contestant for many years.

Carey: I love your judo costume. What does it say there on your gi?

Putin: I flip for Drew!

Carey: Love it! Welcome to the Showcase round, Mr. President, and good luck. George Gray, give us a Showcase, please?

[Announcer] George Gray: You got it, Drew. Here we go. They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, so get ready, Vladimir, for a heavy dose on your trip to the Big Apple, New York City, where you’ll attend a performance of the revolutionary Broadway musical, Hamilton! [cheers] You and a guest will fly roundtrip coach to New York for a six-night stay in an Aegean suite at the New York Hilton Hotel, located........

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